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Funnily enough I was there earlier today and this is what I saw......

Farke was sitting in the corner banging his head against the wall and mumbling something about being unable to find a missing dressing room.

Webber was running around like Corporal Jones in Dad's Army shouting 'Don't panic, don't panic' (but nobody was listening)

Aarons was staring longingly at the picture of himself as a five-year old in full Barcelona kit......

Cantwell was busily adjusting his Alice band.....

Buendia was having a hissy fit.......

Godfrey was on the phone to his agent arranging a move to Everton......

Delia and Wynless Jones were happily laying into their third bottle of red wine of the morning....

and a rather confused looking groundsman was picking up a load of tools which had been inconsiderately left on the floor.....

and before anyone attempts to accuse me of 'being ironic' I swear that if Chris Sutton isn't here at the start of next season then I won't be either!

 

 

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I reckon that's so close to the truth many fans can't tell you're being sarcastic...

Maybe that's the extent of our genuine problems🙃

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