Jump to content
A Load of Squit

New Tory Leader

Recommended Posts

Someone should give him a poison-tipped umbrella to open...he's bound to spike himself. 🤣

Apples

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 minutes ago, Mr Apples said:

Someone should give him a poison-tipped umbrella to open...he's bound to spike himself. 🤣

Apples

Perhaps we can find him an ebola victim to shake hands with.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, ricardo said:

Any grassy knoll's down your way.

The President's brain went missing afterward. I'm not sure it would apply in this case.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, keelansgrandad said:

The President's brain went missing afterward. I'm not sure it would apply in this case.

I'll tell him to turn left on Elm St and be sure to drive slowly.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So Boris has visited...BBC Scotland, Police Scotland, the Conservative Party Vice-chairman in Aberdeenshire and an offshore windfarm. Anyone would think it was a just a pointless publicity stunt to appeal to his feeble-minded supporters while Parliament is in recess. 🤣

That'll show them who's boss. 

Apples

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 minutes ago, Mr Apples said:

So Boris has visited...BBC Scotland, Police Scotland, the Conservative Party Vice-chairman in Aberdeenshire and an offshore windfarm. Anyone would think it was a just a pointless publicity stunt to appeal to his feeble-minded supporters while Parliament is in recess. 🤣

That'll show them who's boss. 

Apples

Apparently he gave a speech at the windfarm and doubled it's output for the day.

  • Haha 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
11 minutes ago, horsefly said:

Apparently he gave a speech at the windfarm and doubled it's output for the day.

The seals gave him a decent round of applause too.

Apples

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, Mr Apples said:

The seals gave him a decent round of applause too.

Apples

Yep! They were thanking him for all the extra fish now that the fishing industry has been fuc*ked.

  • Haha 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Someone thought they spotted him having a swim in the Loch by Faslane. Turned out to be another very expensive waste of space.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

With the amount of hot air he produces he's a walking advert for renewables, right?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"And he heard complaints about new red tape and delays resulting from Brexit which have hit the industry north of the border."

if only someone had warned them of this before

or

if only they had not been so thick/greedy and to have engaged with the warnings, rather than believe a known liar, and bleated out the slogans they were told by their 'betters' instead

"project fear.... baa baa,................ master knows best.... four legs good.... baa baa"

the bottom line is that fat boy has had your votes, you are not needed - so join the ragbag of other halfwits who were willingly lied to

from 2016

"Scottish fishermen’s representatives were adamant on Tuesday that Brexit would be good news for the 5,000 strong fleet, despite warnings that the uncertainty surrounding the UK’s departure from the EU could hurt fisheries."

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/jun/29/scotlands-fishing-industry-welcomes-decision-to-leave-the-eu

 

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Good old Boris, now we have "Margaret Thatcher, Climate Change Warrior". 🤣

I'm sure this is now a thinly-veiled Conservative campaign to actually dissolve the Union.

Apples

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Herman said:

£163000 spent on flags. 😮

Presumably supplied by one of Johnson's chums at grossly inflated prices?

Although can't have been a very good chum otherwise they'd have got in on the multi-million PPE or Track and Trace scams.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 hours ago, Well b back said:

Bet this wouldn’t work if we told TT to f*** off. One rule for Johnson and the rest of us can just f*** themselves. Seems as well this is yet another lie as he says no close contact, witnesses say there was, he makes himself look a bigger clown by the day.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-58123017

Yep, you wouldn't have thought it possible but somehow he keeps managing it - he's too thick to even recognise when he's on a sticky wicket such as encouraging fans to boo the England team or https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-58117044  don't think he's has a clue about how his odious and incredibly stupid remarks about coal mines have landed in former coal mining areas.

I'm afraid old Stanley must have wasted a fortune on Johnson's Eton fees - not even Eton can deliver unless a certain level of raw material is there to work with and in Boris Johnson's case it clearly isn't there.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
20 hours ago, Creative Midfielder said:

I'm afraid old Stanley must have wasted a fortune on Johnson's Eton fees - not even Eton can deliver unless a certain level of raw material is there to work with and in Boris Johnson's case it clearly isn't there.

Johnson's fees were paid for via scholarship - not his family. Which is said to contribute to his sense of superiority. As he was there on merit, not money.

Unfortunately, this failure to grasp his very obvious limitations led to

Johnson is a fraud and a charlatan, with all the depth of a half inch puddle and the sincerity of an estate agent.

He hides behind a carefully crafted projection of being a 'character'... which requires him to take considerable time over his appearance, in order to make himself look unkempt. The latin quotes are no more than the same ploy used by Enoch Powell - well rehearsed before being dropped into conversation as if he were fluent in the classics.

That stupid people are fooled by him is no great shock. Jeffrey Archer was adored by the bigoted faithful - until the mask and cloak were removed (another charlatan and shyster). Similarly, Jimmy Savile was able to carry off a persona of being a harmless, even lovable, eccentric.

That there has been so many about turns, as well as gaffes, is testament to the perception of his former housemaster. Johnson has neither the intellect, nor the ability to see beyond his own self delusion. Unaware of how out of step he is with current thinking, or the reality of any given topic. His is a world where time is better spent on writing a joke than studying 'his brief'. A classic case of the line 'some of my best ad libs..... took months to write'.

And it is to that end the Archbishop of Yorks comments are aimed at... sort of. Blaming those who can see through Johnson's act, for alienating those who cannot, or will not. Much the same line was trotted about the so called 'remainers' and their sneering attitude towards brexiteers - one which supposedly drove Brexiteers into the arms of Farage - rather than it being his crude use of naked racism and xenophobia. Which when considered is a tacit acknowledgement of the stupidity of brexit, if not why then the comment on remainers attitude. Likewise with the Hartlepool by election where voters allegedly wanted to punish Labour............ for not doing enough to protect them from a decade of Tory austerity.

However, It all does all smack of a need to distract from the real cause - those who have consistently lied about brexit, their intentions towards the NHS and funding of social provision in general. It is not us, the old Etonians, the MPs lining their pockets through corruption and the friends in the City. It is the newly named 'woke' - who through such things as Black Lives Matter, gay marriage and environmental concerns have caused your woes.

And who better to put over this misrepresentation of the truth, than a man who has spent his whole adult life misrepresenting the truth (lying).

An expert in his field.

 

 

 

 

Edited by Bill
  • Like 1
  • Confused 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, horsefly said:

Another racist jibe to add to Johnson's list:

"Downing Street aides who were present said the PM went “f***ing tonto”."

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15808660/boris-johnson-threatened-to-sack-rishi-sunak/

Interesting question as to whether Johnson could actually sack Sunak even if he really wanted to - I would think probably not, not without losing his own job anyway 😃

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
20 minutes ago, Creative Midfielder said:

Interesting question as to whether Johnson could actually sack Sunak even if he really wanted to - I would think probably not, not without losing his own job anyway 😃

It's been mentioned before but the funny thing was Sunak was put in as a puppet of Cummings and Johnson. One now doesn't have a job and t'other is far less popular.😀. Pair of twats.

  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
35 minutes ago, Van wink said:

Totally agree. Read this first thing this morning. A very decent insight into exceptionalism and the hollowness underneath. Then comes the little shock to the system to realise what Cameron and Johnson have done to this country. But all the while they rarely live to realise it but if they do they don't care.

Marie Louise Von Franz authored a book called Puer Aeternus which describes the psychological characteristics of the young boy / man that never grows up. To grow up would mean death (psychologically). We have a cabinet full of Puer Aeternae. Frightening truly how people vote for such incomplete individuals.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...