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20 minutes ago, horsefly said:

Unbelievable!

"Three quarters of hauliers could be left without permits and unable to bring in goods from the continent if there is no Brexit trade deal, the freight industry has warned."

When set against the sheer stupidity of brexiteers bleating about wanting a no deal brexit, it is not unbelievable.

Clueless to any real implications of their ignorance they continue with having the heads stuck up Farage's lower colon, trusting that he is not lying to them.

He is, just as he has been his whole career.

Perhaps though they might believe the word of the Telegraph

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2020/07/18/three-quarters-hauliers-face-loss-permits-no-deal-brexit/

 

"While the number of permits the UK would receive under the ECMT scheme would be decided at the EU level, the DfT would allocate them."

So it will be the EU who decides how many lorries can enter the EU

So much for the UK not being a rule taker 😂

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2 hours ago, Bill said:

So it will be the EU who decides how many lorries can enter the EU

Looks like we won't be exporting all that fish we're going to catch and don't eat ourselves...that'll show them. 🤔🤣

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As the saying goes "the fish rots from the head", would be ironic if Brexit unravelled because of fishing wouldn't it?  (not because it is particularly important, but it has been put up by Brexit supporters and Boris's government as an icon of all things "British" that must be protected) 

 

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Speaking of Brexity fish and pish, from today's Daily Mash. 🤣

We don't need Nissan because we'll be rolling in fish, and four other Brexiter delusions

PEOPLE who believe Brexit is going to be a massive success seem to live in a highly imaginative parallel universe. Here are some of their favourite delusions.

Fish will solve all our problems

Britain will be as rich as Saudi Arabia thanks to all our fish. It doesn’t matter if industrial supply chains break down – we’ll just make cars out of dried fish powered by fish oil, which is probably like petrol. It’s no wonder foreigners are so scared of British ingenuity.

The NHS will be amazing

Once Brussels stops stealing all our money, our hospitals will be swish and futuristic. No matter that our own government keeps cocking up relatively simple projects like ‘Operation Moonshot’ – in 2021 NHS patients will be tended to by high-tech robot nurses, like in sci-fi films. Only they’ll be sexy.

Joe Biden wants to take our Brexit away

Were it not for the Good Friday Agreement, Joe Biden probably wouldn’t give a toss about Brexit. However, Brexiters won’t let that stop them pretending it’s at the very top of his list, because they think everyone’s as rabidly obsessed with it as they are.

‘Global Britain’ will be a huge success

Brexiters keep banging on about ‘Global Britain’, but that’s understandable because they’ve yet to progress from ‘simple slogans’ to ‘discussing reality’. At the moment all it seems to mean is that we’ve got a so-so trade deal with Japan. Well, Japan is on the globe, so it’s technically ‘global’.

Britain will remain a pleasant place to live

Kent won’t be a concrete plain of lorries, portaloos and misery. Deprived post-industrial regions won’t get even more depressing. No, all of Britain will be a sunlit upland of lovely villages – like the ones in war films. All it takes is a bit of imagination.

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31 minutes ago, Mr Apples said:

Looks like we won't be exporting all that fish we're going to catch and don't eat ourselves...that'll show them. 🤔🤣

Apples

It's ok! John Redwood is secretly training up a crack squad of Mackerel to sabotage French and Spanish fishing ports. 

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22 minutes ago, horsefly said:

It's ok! John Redwood is secretly training up a crack squad of Mackerel to sabotage French and Spanish fishing ports

Is that where the £16 billion quid is going on defence spending? 🤣

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18 minutes ago, horsefly said:

It's ok! John Redwood is secretly training up a crack squad of Mackerel to sabotage French and Spanish fishing ports. 

You've obviously missed the latest scientific research on the versatility of fish.

Theres;

Fish petrol for cars

Fish insulin for diabetics.

Fish can be retrained as plumbers, care workers and Border Agency staff.

Fish ferries can be created by convincing 6 or more fish to swim very close to each other.

Fish fish for people who like to eat fish.

Fish teachers, fish spend a lot of time in schools.

 

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Exclusive!!!

The Brexit/UKIP/Reform [insert next name here as required] Party have announced that all schools will be required to include a new Assembly Time celebration of the patriotic role that British Fish have played in the triumph over Europe. The sacred dance must be performed in accordance with the following example:

 

 

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No point posting in the Positive Brexit thread as there is nothing positive about it...

https://ukandeu.ac.uk/sovereignty-and-brexit-control-of-what-exactly/

As we enter the last weeks of negotiation between Britain and the EU, things are not looking good. All the possible outcomes look both painful and expensive for the UK. How did we get here? At the root of the problem is the British government’s definition of sovereignty.

It is a definition closer to that used by North Korea than to that of any other free-trading western nation, focussed above all on absolute physical control of borders, laws and money, rather than effective control of the things that will protect Britain’s interests.

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An Irishman living in Britain will now have far more rights than a Briton living in Britain. Remember that brexiters. 

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1 hour ago, Herman said:

An Irishman living in Britain will now have far more rights than a Briton living in Britain. Remember that brexiters. 

But he'll never sing Rule Britania with a tear in his eye, a lump in his throat, and a f*cking big hole in his bank account.

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9 hours ago, Surfer said:

As we enter the last weeks of negotiation between Britain and the EU, things are not looking good. All the possible outcomes look both painful and expensive for the UK. How did we get here? At the root of the problem is the British government’s definition of sovereignty.

It is a definition closer to that used by North Korea than to that of any other free-trading western nation, focussed above all on absolute physical control of borders, laws and money, rather than effective control of the things that will protect Britain’s interests.

That is exactly right and is the UK's problem in a nutshell. But you got to admit that it takes a special kind of stupid to prioritise the physical control of our borders over everything else when you've already signed an international treaty to keep our only land border with the EU completely open.

We've got stupid, very stupid, moronic, imbecilic and a few others but I don't think the English language has yet managed to produce a word to adequately describe the utter stupidity of the ardent Brexiteers and the current Government.

But I dare say that by next Spring people will be trying very hard to come up with one...........

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"The US, Australia, New Zealand and Canada all allow farmers to feed antibiotics routinely to livestock to make them grow faster, and in the US and Canada farm antibiotic use is about five times the level in the UK, data compiled by the Alliance to Save Our Antibiotics shows

Meat produced in this way is cheaper, because the animals grow faster and can be kept in overcrowded conditions. But the meat is soon to be banned in the EU, for safety and public health reasons."

This stuff must be labelled...........Fit for brexiteers only

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/01/farm-animals-antibiotics-data-raises-post-brexit-trade-fears

 

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now, there's a surprise

"A group of MPs have warned of the "risk of serious disruption and delay" at Channel crossings when the Brexit transition period ends on 31 December.

The Commons Public Accounts Committee said the government was "taking limited responsibility" for national readiness ahead of the looming deadline.

And it said the necessary systems would not be in place in time, regardless of whether an EU trade deal is agreed."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55151333

brexiteers need to stock up on denturefix, incontinence pants and camp coffee.... while there's still time

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On 02/12/2020 at 16:30, Bill said:

now, there's a surprise

"A group of MPs have warned of the "risk of serious disruption and delay" at Channel crossings when the Brexit transition period ends on 31 December.

The Commons Public Accounts Committee said the government was "taking limited responsibility" for national readiness ahead of the looming deadline.

And it said the necessary systems would not be in place in time, regardless of whether an EU trade deal is agreed."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55151333

brexiteers need to stock up on denturefix, incontinence pants and camp coffee.... while there's still time

They certainly do, it sounds as though the 'negotiations' have hit a serious bump in the road today - I wonder how many days stock of incontinence pants there are in the UK 😂

I guessing not very many given that the retailers are still desperately trying to bring Christmas stock, the car manfacturers are trying to stockpile parts, the Government and the pharmaceutical industry trying to stockpile medicines and other medical supplies.......................incontinence pants must be at the very bottom of the queue 🙄😂🙄😂

Sorry, couldn't resist and you've got to try and laugh about it or the sheer unbridled stupidity of what is going on would drive you mad.

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1 hour ago, Creative Midfielder said:

They certainly do, it sounds as though the 'negotiations' have hit a serious bump in the road today - I wonder how many days stock of incontinence pants there are in the UK 😂

I guessing not very many given that the retailers are still desperately trying to bring Christmas stock, the car manfacturers are trying to stockpile parts, the Government and the pharmaceutical industry trying to stockpile medicines and other medical supplies.......................incontinence pants must be at the very bottom of the queue 🙄😂🙄😂

Sorry, couldn't resist and you've got to try and laugh about it or the sheer unbridled stupidity of what is going on would drive you mad.

Maybe that's why Jools hasn't been around lately, he's queueing in Dover in a hired lorry on his way to France on an incontinence pad run.

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1 hour ago, horsefly said:

Maybe that's why Jools hasn't been around lately, he's queueing in Dover in a hired lorry on his way to France on an incontinence pad run.

hopefully not literally for him, as it is bad enough with the amount that comes out of the other end

otherwise I suspect it is no coincidence that Jools has disappeared at the exact same time as 'mad' moy has reappeared

the latter therefore not having to defend his lies and nonsense about Trump

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Just now, Bill said:

hopefully not literally for him, as it is bad enough with the amount that comes out of the other end

otherwise I suspect it is no coincidence that Jools has disappeared at the exact same time as 'mad' moy has reappeared

the latter therefore not having to defend his lies and nonsense about Trump

A very suspicious coincidence indeed! 

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2 minutes ago, horsefly said:

A very suspicious coincidence indeed! 

There were  (and still are) numerous other 'coincidences' with righties who post on here

the trick (and fun) is to wait a bit before pointing them out

then watch 'both' adjust that particular 'coincidence'

and as to the Jools/Moy character you will not how similar they are

 

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17 minutes ago, Bill said:

There were  (and still are) numerous other 'coincidences' with righties who post on here

the trick (and fun) is to wait a bit before pointing them out

then watch 'both' adjust that particular 'coincidence'

and as to the Jools/Moy character you will not how similar they are

 

Excellent vid choice. If only they had a scintilla of his talent. We laugh with Tommy, we laugh at those buffoons

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This afternoons phone call

Boris (for it is he) 'Bonjour madam Leiderhausen, Je suis une deal pour vous

Ursula von der Leyen " OK, let's hear the details'

Boris ' Under le clock at Brussels station a deux heure.... une tasse de cafe et apres un hotel mit de gig a gig '

(insert jokes about you for coffee)

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54 minutes ago, Bill said:

This afternoons phone call

Boris (for it is he) 'Bonjour madam Leiderhausen, Je suis une deal pour vous

Ursula von der Leyen " OK, let's hear the details'

Boris ' Under le clock at Brussels station a deux heure.... une tasse de cafe et apres un hotel mit de gig a gig '

(insert jokes about you for coffee)

HaHa! Sadly that probably is the limit of his negotiating skills. 

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As the sht has really hit the fan, and reality imposes more concerns I would strongly suggest folk watch last nights Newsnight especially at 9.00mins when a UK Haulier puts it bluntly - so one who knows the truth of this matter.

The time for bigotry, xenophobia and jingoism has gone. This is not the flag waving beside marching soldiers - this is the cold hard reality of life in the trenches.

As this shows, whatever deal is cobbled together this will cost the UK heavily in jobs. businesses, red tape and costs

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000pz4v/newsnight-04122020

 

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On 19/11/2020 at 15:33, Mr Apples said:

Is that where the £16 billion quid is going on defence spending? 🤣

Apples

I think you misheard Boris, it's actually 16 Billion  Squid.... not quid.

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5 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said:

I think you misheard Boris, it's actually 16 Billion  Squid.... not quid.

Yep! John Redwood is currently masterminding their training in advanced black ink warfare (He's also hoping to sell the concept to the "Call of Duty" franchise).

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Brexit: Final bid to prevent huge new tariffs ruining African farmers amid allegations of UK ‘bullying’ (msn.com)

A sad example of just how far this malignant Brexsh*ite catastrophe spreads its foul consequences.

 

"Brexit: Final bid to prevent huge new tariffs ruining African farmers amid allegations of UK ‘bullying"

"A last-gasp bid will be made to prevent Brexit ruining African farmers – and hitting British exports – amid allegations of government “bullying” of developing countries. 

Farmers in Ghana will be hit with huge new tariffs on key exports including bananas and tuna, unless the country agrees to ‘roll over’ its existing trade deal, from the UK’s EU membership, by the end of the month.

But its government has protested it would be forced to break a legal agreement with other West African countries – and has condemned the “take it or leave it” approach pursued by London.

Liz Truss, the trade secretary, has refused to allow existing trade terms to continue until the row can be settled, despite warnings of tens of thousands of “devastating” job losses in Ghana.

“People in Ghana are very angry. They do not understand why Britain is behaving in this way, why it is acting like a bully,” a source close to the negotiations told The Independent."

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44 minutes ago, Bill said:

As the sht has really hit the fan, and reality imposes more concerns I would strongly suggest folk watch last nights Newsnight especially at 9.00mins when a UK Haulier puts it bluntly - so one who knows the truth of this matter.

The time for bigotry, xenophobia and jingoism has gone. This is not the flag waving beside marching soldiers - this is the cold hard reality of life in the trenches.

As this shows, whatever deal is cobbled together this will cost the UK heavily in jobs. businesses, red tape and costs

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000pz4v/newsnight-04122020

 

That John Shirley has been reporting on LBC for the last couple of years with these sorts of warnings. Like most of us he has been ignored and so here we are. I take it Peter Bonehead ignored him this time as well??

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Boneyard said he "fully trusted Johnson...."

 

to give him a knighthood if he carried on with the shameless toadying

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I doubt many on here will be able to read this without shedding a tear, or two

"Farmers have warned of “catastrophic” damage to British agriculture if Boris Johnson fails to secure a trade deal with Europe, after environment secretary George Eustice suggested that tariffs on foodstuffs would not be “manageable”.

National Farmers Union president Minette Batters said that no-deal Brexit would see tariffs as high as 85 per cent imposed on British beef and 62 per cent on lamb, 51 per cent on malt and barley. It would be very savage.

No-deal would cost the sector £1.36bn in new levies on exports, and would also impose “huge costs” on importers which are likely to be passed on to consumers in higher prices, she warned.

Meanwhile, a Conservative former cabinet minister said that food shortages were possible, as continental hauliers halt trips to the UK in order to avoid queues, disruption and Brexit red tape at the Channel ports."

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-no-deal-farms-george-eustice-nfu-b1766991.html

Though those of a colder heart might have the words "as you sew so shall you reap" on their lips

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Emergency food supplies are flown in from the EU, to help with the Great British winter famine

As the previous PM Johnson said yesterday

'Never have so many depended on so few for so much'

 

 

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