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Drazen you’ve just made my evening, brilliant rant! 😂👍💚🍻

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Cantwell has been the best player for us. Surrounded by some poor players. 

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

The biggest highlight for me this game was when I started watching Pornhub instead.

OTBC

What's Pornhub? 

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1 minute ago, wcorkcanary said:

What's Pornhub? 

Ask Klose

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Just now, Midlands Yellow said:

Any nice touches by Drmic?

Yeah, a nice touch when he picked up a full-time contract from us.

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14 minutes ago, Indy said:

So far not one shot, on or off target! Nothing going forward, not great really, to think how we attacked This year’s champions at Anfield the first game.

We were told we weren't being pragmatic enough, and now that we're being pragmatic, people complain we're not attacking enough.

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2 minutes ago, sonyc said:

Add ing to any word

Really?

Well I think Drmic is ****ing cunting wanking ****ting bastarding ****ing useless.

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11 minutes ago, yellow_belly said:
13 minutes ago, lake district canary said:

Needs Zimmermann with him to get the best out of him.

Worse Norwich Pl team ever!

What's that got to do with what I wrote?

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6 minutes ago, Sideshow Tim said:

Since the return we just look and feel like a League 2 side playing a Premier League side in the FA Cup. 

Different class, void of ideas and completely toothless. 

I disagree. League Two clubs against Premier League sides in the FA Cup sides play as if their lives depend on it with plenty of passion.

 

1 minute ago, keelansgrandad said:

And VAR had a look at it. I thought it was just brought in to check for offsides when goals were scored.

How much more? Won't need a ref soon.

It's there to check red cards, and let's face it, it was a very poor challenge from Cantwell. Not a red, but a certainly a yellow.

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Just now, NFN FC said:

Ask Klose

Is it something to do with big noses ?? Cuckoo clocks?  Cheese? Injuries? 

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4 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

The biggest highlight for me this game was when I started watching Pornhub instead.

OTBC

Did they also get 4 in the box? 

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1 minute ago, Feedthewolf said:

Really?

Well I think Drmic is ****ing cunting wanking ****ting bastarding ****ing useless.

Agreed, he's so lazy, has a **** first touch, can't shoot, and can't rap

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1 minute ago, lake district canary said:

What's that got to do with what I wrote?

Zimmerman is not PL quality nor is Ben GOD 

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By God there's just no passion, no aggression.  There's just nothing about them.  I wonder what Grant Holt thinks watching this?  Oh how I long for the days of Grant Holt holding the ball up, winning cheeky free kicks, harrying and harassing defenders, closing defenders down, being a general pain in the backside!

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1 minute ago, Drazen Muzinic said:

Yeah, a nice touch when he picked up a full-time contract from us.

It's okay, only another two years to run.. 

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1 minute ago, wcorkcanary said:

What's Pornhub? 

It normally involves watching lots of people getting very sweaty in a number of different positions who then ultimately get f*cked.

So very much like watching Norwich.

OTBC

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1 minute ago, Fuzzar said:

It's okay, only another two years to run.. 

Which is exactly two years longer than he is able to run on a football pitch.

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Just now, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

It normally involves watching lots of people getting very sweaty in a number of different positions who then ultimately get f*cked.

So very much like watching Norwich.

OTBC

However, some of the passages of play are actually pretty good, plus you don't have to pay to watch it.

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1 minute ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

It normally involves watching lots of people getting very sweaty in a number of different positions who then ultimately get f*cked.

So very much like watching Norwich.

OTBC

Any streams?

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1 minute ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

It normally involves watching lots of people getting very sweaty in a number of different positions who then ultimately get f*cked.

So very much like watching Norwich.

OTBC

But you have to put up with watching Norwich for 90 minutes. At least Pornhub is done in a minute and a half...

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Just now, Michael Wynless Jones said:

I'm presuming Farke has forgotten he's allowed 5 subs at the moment? 

The anticipation!

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Michael Wynless Jones said:

I'm presuming Farke has forgotten he's allowed 5 subs at the moment? 

Is that a pornhub thing, 5 subs? How many Doms?

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2 minutes ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

 

 

It's there to check red cards, and let's face it, it was a very poor challenge from Cantwell. Not a red, but a certainly a yellow.

I thought he got there just about the same time 

Maybe the pub telly is wrong 

More likely is the beer is kicking in and/or my yellow cardometer is stuck in the 80's 😀

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