KiwiScot 1,418 Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) Hard to beat a chocolate hob ****(n'o'b) Apparently **** is a bad work Edited April 22, 2020 by KiwiScot 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,265 Posted April 22, 2020 Skint Tea biscuits......they're in my empty biscuit barrel...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Branston Pickle 3,598 Posted April 22, 2020 Dark Choc all day long for a digestive, surely?! That or a Bourbon biccie for me all day long. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,585 Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) Chocolate Hobnob is king. Edited April 22, 2020 by Herman 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Fred 526 Posted April 22, 2020 Garibaldi biscuits very nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,093 Posted April 22, 2020 Ryvita ... preferably laced with an ample coating of the finest Stork margarine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,352 Posted April 22, 2020 If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club🎶 SHAREHOLDERS SHOULD GET FREE MEMBERSHIP! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary73 148 Posted April 22, 2020 Lincoln, Abbey Crunch, Gypsy Creams, ANZacs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 737 Posted April 22, 2020 Plain digestive & cheddar = food of kings I'm also unhealthily partial to a Viennese finger, pink wafer, or those stupidly generously thickly bechocced rings (one of the Fox’s classics?). (All of these have potential innuendo value but am not bothering to work on it, as I’m too overexcited about the thread topic) Golden crunch are incredible. Malted milk and party rings deliver unbelievable taste and childhood nostalgia. Basically, I will destroy anything beginning with B & ending in iscuit 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 737 Posted April 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Canary73 said: Lincoln, Abbey Crunch, Gypsy Creams, ANZacs None of those exist... shame, as they’re all very Wonka-esque sounding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,703 Posted April 22, 2020 Whilst the correct answer is 'none; eat some fruit', I'd have to say the best biscuits are Oreos. I know they aren't actually British, but they're consumed in Britain so I think the ambiguity of the thread title allows them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daz Sparks 1,120 Posted April 22, 2020 1 hour ago, GenerationA47 said: None of those exist... shame, as they’re all very Wonka-esque sounding Au contraire Monsieur A47 https://www.freewebstore.org/beckys-biscuits/Lincoln_biscuits_12_packs_Half_Box_FREE_DELIVERY/p4520066_17027118.aspx 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted April 22, 2020 Ginger nuts - according to Megan Sparkle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,265 Posted April 22, 2020 All biscuits are Beelzebub's tainted wafers for the immoral.....and are only consumed to provide sustenance to their depraved host's tapeworms...... When one gets that pang for munchies.....try instead, a lovely hot bowl of mung bean broth...... Me personally?....I like to get a twix & bite a small piece off either end and use it like a straw dipped in a cup of milky coffee....pure heaven......😑 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 997 Posted April 22, 2020 I am also a biscuit monster, so I really cannot choose, the best I can do is narrow it down to fig rolls, ginger nuts, malted milk, hobnobs, chocolate hobnobs, digestives, chocolate digestives and bourbons......... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,418 Posted April 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Canary73 said: Lincoln, Abbey Crunch, Gypsy Creams, ANZacs 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 737 Posted April 23, 2020 12 hours ago, Daz Sparks said: Au contraire Monsieur A47 https://www.freewebstore.org/beckys-biscuits/Lincoln_biscuits_12_packs_Half_Box_FREE_DELIVERY/p4520066_17027118.aspx The scales have fallen from my eyes... I was blind, but now i see Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,455 Posted April 23, 2020 15 hours ago, Branston Pickle said: Dark Choc all day long for a digestive, surely?! That or a Bourbon biccie for me all day long. 100% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,315 Posted April 23, 2020 15 hours ago, BroadstairsR said: Ryvita ... preferably laced with an ample coating of the finest Stork margarine. Ryvita=Revolting. Margarine=A culinary Crime. Together= An Abomination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,315 Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, king canary said: 100% Yep Dark Choc McVities are yer only man. Edited April 23, 2020 by wcorkcanary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,093 Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) Ryvita=Revolting. Margarine=A culinary Crime. Together= An Abomination. Finn Crisp is an occasional alternative but can be rough on the gums. However, the original plain Ryvita is by far the best. Some of these newer flavored creations are not to be recommended. Dark Rye is out as well due to it's laxative effect. If the shops are sold out of Stork margarine (a frequent occurrence) then I have an alternative preference of lacing the biscuit with a healthy dollop of beef dripping. Yummy. Edited April 23, 2020 by BroadstairsR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 2,389 Posted April 23, 2020 14 hours ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said: Whilst the correct answer is 'none; eat some fruit Have to agree with this. I do not have the self-discipline not to scoff them all if I buy biscuits, but just about enough not to buy them in the first place. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,315 Posted April 23, 2020 11 hours ago, Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB said: I am also a biscuit monster, so I really cannot choose, the best I can do is narrow it down to fig rolls, ginger nuts, malted milk, hobnobs, chocolate hobnobs, digestives, chocolate digestives and bourbons......... Wasnt you saying you had type 2 diabetes was it Plastico? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 737 Posted April 23, 2020 12 hours ago, KiwiScot said: By chance I’m baking a batch of these* today with the little ’un. Super tasty & easy to make (caveat for the oven & timing work,... always the critical factors once the proportions are taken care of) *In 1970, Mary Berry called them New Zealand biscuits, and having grown up with the Hamilton All-Colour Cookbook, I continue the unjustified and arbitrary anti-Oz discrimination to this day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,512 Posted April 23, 2020 Avoid any games involving men in a circle with a biscuit in the middle 🤮 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 997 Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, wcorkcanary said: Wasnt you saying you had type 2 diabetes was it Plastico? Not me, it was somebody else on the "after lockdown" thread. I am an asthmatic, eating biscuits is OK...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,315 Posted April 23, 2020 4 hours ago, BroadstairsR said: Ryvita=Revolting. Margarine=A culinary Crime. Together= An Abomination. Finn Crisp is an occasional alternative but can be rough on the gums. However, the original plain Ryvita is by far the best. Some of these newer flavored creations are not to be recommended. Dark Rye is out as well due to it's laxative effect. If the shops are sold out of Stork margarine (a frequent occurrence) then I have an alternative preference of lacing the biscuit with a healthy dollop of beef dripping. Yummy. Funnily enough my wife made beef dripping last weekend. Wouldnt touch margarine though, Devils Gut Grease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,315 Posted April 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB said: Not me, it was somebody else on the "after lockdown" thread. I am an asthmatic, eating biscuits is OK...... 👍 Munch away with gay abandon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites