......and Smith must score. 1,336 Posted April 14, 2020  I'm told I needn't worry too much about the right cup......😀  3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted April 23, 2020 Got to say fair play to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, they have melted down all of their trophies to provide the NHS with vital equipment. Lewisham Hospital have thanked them for their new pair of tweezers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) Genuine this I was reading a story about Cpt Tom which had ...he apologies for knocking Vera Lynn off christ, I though that must be some war time revelation, only to then read the next line from the number One spot in the charts Edited April 23, 2020 by Bill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,717 Posted April 27, 2020 According to Priti Patel Norwich City are now on their longest non-losing streak in their history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted May 4, 2020 This test has only one question—but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely and completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be completely honest. You are in Palm Beach with chaos all around you caused by a hurricane. There is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow this man looks like...WOW --- it's Donald Trump. At the same time you realise the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You can save the life of Donald Trump, OR you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer-Prize-winning photo, documenting the last minute of one of the world's most powerful individuals. 1. Here's the question, and please give an honest answer: Would you: (A) select high contrast colour film, or (B) go with the classic simplicity of black and white? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted May 4, 2020 From Australia... Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted May 7, 2020 Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the Peekaboo virus. Doctors are sending anyone with peekaboo straight to ICU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted May 11, 2020 Margaret Thatcher appears to Boris Johnson in a dream... "Privatise the NHS and paint the Houses of Parliament green!" she says to Johnson Johnson looks confused; "Why green?" Thatcher smiles, "I knew you wouldn't object to the first part" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,781 Posted May 11, 2020 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,329 Posted May 13, 2020 Dont shoot the messenger , a Hammer friend sent me this...... From midnight Tuesday English lockdown has been relaxed to allow teamsports , but only with members if your own family. Norwich City v Ipswich Town is live on Sky at 8 pm.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,457 Posted May 13, 2020 On 12/05/2020 at 17:16, Herman said: Â What a great sketch that is 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,283 Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, FenwayFrank said: What a great sketch that is It is indeed and yes we’re all going to die......but not everyone is going to play golf! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonyc 5,492 Posted May 14, 2020 Not quite C19 related perhaps but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
