If someone bought Ipswich for you, what would you do?

[The Raptor 1,199]

19 hours ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

I'd cut their cloth and run them within their means / at break even point.

Which means they'll have to accept League One football for the long term, that is their natural level now based on the size of their club if they weren't heavily subsidized.  

Pretty much this. Along with putting 5% of the budget aside for St John's. 

 

Also id stop their plans to put up a statue of that alcoholic benefit cheat. That's too embarrassing. Even for them! 

Edited January 23, 2020 by The Raptor

[TIL 1010 4,722]

Dig up the pitch and turn it into allotments.

[Sooty57 403]

Not sure if your question was about the football club or the place. In either case my answer would be the same.... "Do whatever I could to accelerate coastal erosion"

[Tetteys Jig 830]

Change their name to "Norwich B" and then use them as a free feeder club to Norwich.

I'd move from Portman Road to Eton Park and change the kits to yellow and green.

Would keep the current squad tied into their contracts but not play them and then hire my mates to play the fixtures instead.

[Chief stoker 21]

On 23/01/2020 at 16:29, TIL 1010 said:

Dig up the pitch and turn it into allotments.

At least the soil should be good, with all the horse s**t that’s been covering it for years.

[Mello Yello 2,280]

4 minutes ago, Chief stoker said:

At least the soil should be good, with all the horse s**t that’s been covering it for years.

Could grow 'dangleberries'......

[First Wazzock 902]

Take it to the vet and have it put to sleep...

[Yellowhammer 86]

Make them wear green and yellow and rename them Norwich reserves