Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted December 30, 2019 Lakey could be club secretary/PR person. Nutty meet and greet person on match days and Hogesar (current business owner) sports director after Webber departs, picking up new foreign signings at Norwich airport in his red sports car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,459 Posted December 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Lakey could be club secretary/PR person. Nutty meet and greet person on match days and Hogesar (current business owner) sports director after Webber departs, picking up new foreign signings at Norwich airport in his red sports car. You’d be made redundant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,760 Posted December 30, 2019 I'm sure he already is.😀 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted December 30, 2019 1 minute ago, FenwayFrank said: You’d be made redundant From what job exactly ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,023 Posted December 30, 2019 To be fair you would have to appoint Midlands before making her/him redundant, I would employ her/him in the "Doomcaster" role..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted December 30, 2019 Just now, Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB said: To be fair you would have to appoint Midlands before making her/him redundant, I would employ her/him in the "Doomcaster" role..... Thank you Faded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,558 Posted December 30, 2019 24 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Lakey could be club secretary/PR person. Nutty meet and greet person on match days and Hogesar (current business owner) sports director after Webber departs, picking up new foreign signings at Norwich airport in his red sports car. You didn't realise all we happy clappers are already employed by the club?! What charming naivety... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted December 30, 2019 28 minutes ago, Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB said: To be fair you would have to appoint Midlands before making her/him redundant, I would employ her/him in the "Doomcaster" role..... But wasn’t Doomcaster a happy clapper too ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted December 30, 2019 I feel I'd do a decent job selling sweets from the sweet trolley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said: Lakey could be club secretary/PR person. If I was in charge of PR for the club, I would 1) Ban all supporters who boo or who get worrisome and nervous at matches 2) Ban scampi and all other fast food cr*p from the food outlets 3) Ban alcohol from the ground 4) Ban goal music 5)Put out an edict that all fans have to cheer from beginning to end of a match or be ejected 6) ) Offer travel subsidies to get to games for all fans who live more than 100 miles away from Carrow Road. That way we'd have a positive crowd at all times, better and healthier food, no drunkards falling about and not able to concentrate on the match, a more spontaneous reaction after goals and happier exiled fans who get help with getting to the games. Mind you, on the other side, there might not be many fans left.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted December 30, 2019 1 minute ago, lake district canary said: If I was in charge of PR for the club, I would 1) Ban all supporters who boo or who get worrisome and nervous at matches 2) Ban scampi and all other fast food cr*p from the food outlets 3) Ban alcohol from the ground 4) Ban goal music 5)Put out an edict that all fans have to cheer from beginning to end of a match or be ejected 6) ) Offer travel subsidies to get to games for all fans who live more than 100 miles away from Carrow Road. That way we'd have a positive crowd at all times, better and healthier food, no drunkards falling about and not able to concentrate on the match, a more spontaneous reaction after goals and happier exiled fans who get help with getting to the games. Mind you, on the other side, there might not be many fans left.......... You must be a right laugh at parties 🎉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted December 30, 2019 20 minutes ago, Hoola Han Solo said: You must be a right laugh at parties 🎉 I hear he does a fine after dinner lecture. Or after lunch, or breakfast, or before. Or during. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 30, 2019 26 minutes ago, Hoola Han Solo said: You must be a right laugh at parties 🎉 You vould be first on ze list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted December 30, 2019 34 minutes ago, Hoola Han Solo said: You must be a right laugh at parties 🎉 With you on beer at the ground. It’s a rip off and weak. Get oiled up at the pubs pre match instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,760 Posted December 30, 2019 6) ) Offer travel subsidies to get to games for all fans who live more than 100 miles away from Carrow Road. 104 miles. Cheers Lakey👍 If you can fund membership and tickets as well that would be ace. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Herman said: 6) ) Offer travel subsidies to get to games for all fans who live more than 100 miles away from Carrow Road. 104 miles. Cheers Lakey👍 If you can fund membership and tickets as well that would be ace. If we were still on the premier league ticket, as a PR gesture, I'd lay on free coaches from all parts if the county and reduce casual ticket prices to £15, reducing season ticket prices to £200 a season. Cheap seats, free travel, only positive fans allowed......could be brilliant and attract a whole load of new supporters to take place of the removed grumblers and moaners 🙂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CDMullins 436 Posted December 30, 2019 Who put 50p in him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, CDMullins said: Who put 50p in him? The op Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted December 30, 2019 (edited) I'd be in favour of a special ' seventies section ' of the ground, terraces,,standing,drinking , smoking and swearing compulsory. Streams of slash flowing out the door of the trough toilet. Floor to roof fencing to keep the animals in like back in the good old days. Silk scarves tied around wrist gets 20% discounted entry. Edited December 30, 2019 by wcorkcanary 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted January 17, 2020 Have the club been in contact yet Lakey ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 501 Posted January 17, 2020 You’re all redundant Master Tom got it and he didn’t even have to put in a resume Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, hogesar said: Wow. Wow ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,533 Posted January 17, 2020 Last season "One City Strong" Proud to carry that on with Lakey and Hoggy. This season the weak willed and feeble minded appear to have jumped ship..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted January 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, nutty nigel said: Last season "One City Strong" Proud to carry that on with Lakey and Hoggy. This season the weak willed and feeble minded appear to have jumped ship..... Yourself, Lakey and Hogesar do epitomise what true support is all about. Those that have jumped ship (or seen it all before times over ) should hang their heads in shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,533 Posted January 17, 2020 51 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Yourself, Lakey and Hogesar do epitomise what true support is all about. Those that have jumped ship (or seen it all before times over ) should hang their heads in shame. I don't think any should hang their heads in shame. As with other parts of life the strong can help the weak cope. Is there anything I can do for you? 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted January 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, nutty nigel said: I don't think any should hang their heads in shame. As with other parts of life the strong can help the weak cope. Is there anything I can do for you? No thanks, have a brilliant night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying Dutchman 744 Posted January 17, 2020 35 minutes ago, nutty nigel said: I don't think any should hang their heads in shame. As with other parts of life the strong can help the weak cope. Is there anything I can do for you? Properly made me smile 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,413 Posted January 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, nutty nigel said: I don't think any should hang their heads in shame. As with other parts of life the strong can help the weak cope. Is there anything I can do for you? What a condescending, self entitled, and patronising comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted January 17, 2020 58 minutes ago, nutty nigel said: Is there anything I can do for you? 16 minutes ago, Greavsy said: What a condescending, self entitled, and patronising comment. He could be a Submissive...eager to please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites