where's Delia

[still holding out for new heroes 0]

...a bit like wheres Wally (or Waldo if youre in the US), silent, invisible, while the club gets taken apart 1 little piece at a time...lets be avin you indeed...the hypocrisy of it all

[First Wizard 0]

I just wish she would sod off!.

[still holding out for new heroes 0]

I''d got the impression she already had...

[YankeeCanary 0]

Didn''t you know, Delia sold the club just over a year ago. It was another one of those Norwich City secret negotiations. The new owner is completely milking the club dry to such an extent that it''s totally ''udder''handed. We don''t know if the new owner is a man or a woman because this person arrives at the club every single day in unisex clothes and a baliclava. The rumour is that it''s Sven who, now having a totally new understanding of what a contract is really worth, spends all day tearing up contracts at Carrow Road. New contracts are being drawn up for the players as we speak. They are even more rigid than on a game to game basis. The players only receive their weekly wages if they complete the fundamentals of the game: 5 pounds for lining up in the correct formation, 5 pounds per tackle, 2 pounds for moving into an empty space, 1 pound per pass ( 10 pounds if it''s accurate...this should provide some motivation ). Of course, the contract will also include a penalty of 10 pounds for every time the ball is hoofed. That''s a 10 pound penalty for each player regardless of who committed the hoof. That should put some "fight" into the team. You know, some of these numbers sound like a pretty attractive incentive, don''t you think, and we should save millions to boot. Well, you get the idea.

With respect to current management and coaches, after they have swept the stands and finished the laundry each day they have no time to get to Colney ( it was not necessary to tear up their contracts as these responsibilities were already included under "all other duties as necessary ). As a result, the team performances are expected to improve immediately.  

Now, if we can just find Sven and the cleaning lady everybody is accounted for and Fortress Carrow Road is but a "wink" away. 

[Rossi 0]

You should have learnt by now that whenever there is a problem Delia is nowhere. She appeared in the Barclay in December when we actually got on a bit of a roll, but has been anonymous for the rest of the season.

Becasue she stepped in at a time when we desperately needed her, or someone like her, she seems to have this hero status that cannot be criticised without wrtah from other supporters. Don''t get me wrong, I am not anti-Delia, but she needs to show that she is leading from the front on important issues.

At a point such as now where feelings are low and people are angry people want to see the top person, not a puppet with orders