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3 hours ago, Rock The Boat said:

I think it was Hoolahan Solo

Actually, it’s anxiety I struggle with 😁

With your overly aggressive and angry manner, have you ever considered looking at your own mental health?

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The year is 2192.

 

The British prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.

No one remembers where this tradition originated but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world 

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Scientists working for KFC have successfully bred a tarantula with a chicken resulting in an eight-legged chicken, hence eight drumsticks.

Trouble is they can't catch the b@stard.

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Organised a surprise buk kake party for my girlfriend the other day.

Everyone came.

You should have seen her face!

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I was taking an early morning stroll on Beeston Regis common and stopped to talk to a council worker who was planting a sapling -- I enquired what type of tree it was and he replied "A wooden one."

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On 21/11/2019 at 13:38, Jools said:

I was taking an early morning stroll on Beeston Regis common and stopped to talk to a council worker who was planting a sapling -- I enquired what type of tree it was and he replied "A wooden one."

That one fails, there has to be a modicum of truth to a joke. Council worker - working, nah wouldn't happen. 

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Not a joke but something weekend cricketers might appreciate.

 

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Had a dream last night that I interviewed Farke and  Mourinho:

Me - "Daniel, how do You think you will do the rest of the season? "

Daniel - "I think we can win a game"

Me - "What about you Jose?"

Jose - "We will win the League, Champions League and the FA Cup"

Me - "That's a bit ambitious Jose"

Jose - "Well he started it"

 

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A mildly amusing story. I was in Specsavers waiting to get my eyes tested when a woman joyly walked in to the waiting room and straight into the water cooler. It was hard, but I didn't say it.😀

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