Rock The Boat 1,325 Posted October 15, 2019 On 26/09/2019 at 17:34, keelansgrandad said: Statistically speaking, the average human being has one testicle and one breast I think that's Bill 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted October 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Rock The Boat said: I think it was Hoolahan Solo Actually, it’s anxiety I struggle with 😁 With your overly aggressive and angry manner, have you ever considered looking at your own mental health? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted October 22, 2019 I've been reading this book about the history of glue, i couldn't put it down... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted October 22, 2019 The year is 2192. The British prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jools 584 Posted November 19, 2019 Scientists working for KFC have successfully bred a tarantula with a chicken resulting in an eight-legged chicken, hence eight drumsticks. Trouble is they can't catch the b@stard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,499 Posted November 20, 2019 This is a wonderful sketch: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobLoz3 492 Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) Organised a surprise buk kake party for my girlfriend the other day. Everyone came. You should have seen her face! Edited November 22, 2019 by BobLoz3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jools 584 Posted November 21, 2019 I was taking an early morning stroll on Beeston Regis common and stopped to talk to a council worker who was planting a sapling -- I enquired what type of tree it was and he replied "A wooden one." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted December 17, 2019 I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh birds shouting, "Come on My Face." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surfer 1,547 Posted December 18, 2019 (edited) On 21/11/2019 at 13:38, Jools said: I was taking an early morning stroll on Beeston Regis common and stopped to talk to a council worker who was planting a sapling -- I enquired what type of tree it was and he replied "A wooden one." That one fails, there has to be a modicum of truth to a joke. Council worker - working, nah wouldn't happen. Edited December 18, 2019 by Surfer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted January 1, 2020 I took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,713 Posted January 3, 2020 Not a joke but something weekend cricketers might appreciate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jools 584 Posted January 4, 2020 Had a dream last night that I interviewed Farke and Mourinho: Me - "Daniel, how do You think you will do the rest of the season? " Daniel - "I think we can win a game" Me - "What about you Jose?" Jose - "We will win the League, Champions League and the FA Cup" Me - "That's a bit ambitious Jose" Jose - "Well he started it" 🙃 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,713 Posted February 1, 2020 A mildly amusing story. I was in Specsavers waiting to get my eyes tested when a woman joyly walked in to the waiting room and straight into the water cooler. It was hard, but I didn't say it.😀 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
