The twelve days of Christmas (with four games)

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Nige Worthy gave to me:-

8 Lords a leaping

9 Ladies Dancing

7 Drummers drumming

6 Pipers piping

7 Swans a swimming

4 Geese a laying

5 (yes 5) Gold rings

4 Calling sick

3 Pulled tendons

2 Whingy blubs

Alan Partridge up a gum tree

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

Sorry, should have read:  5 Left wings.

And thank you Worthy for leaving out a Jarrett for Rudolph!

[AJ 1,218]

Rather:

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Nige Worthy gave to me:-

12 - Chances Begging

11 - Corners taken

10 - Catches Fumbled 

9 - Shots gone begging

8 - Total miss-kicks

9 - tackles missed

7 - Grumblers Grumbling

6 - Shots on target

5  owwwwwn goals

4 Calling sick

3 Pulled tendons

2 Whingy blubs

And another three poitns go begging.........

[Old Boy 0]

[quote user="Rudolph Hucker"]

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Nige Worthy gave to me:-

8 Lords a leaping

9 Ladies Dancing

7 Drummers drumming

6 Pipers piping

7 Swans a swimming

4 Geese a laying

5 (yes 5) Gold rings

4 Calling sick

3 Pulled tendons

2 Whingy blubs

Alan Partridge up a gum tree

[/quote]

You rude old ****er - calling someone a whingy blub! Errr.... what is a whingy blub?

......

8 too much turkey

7 fans a-singing (in the N&P stand)

6 pointer -v-Burnley

5 Ashton goals!

4 games at Christmas

3 points from each

2 much to hope

and a last-ditch winner from Safri

[Huddy 0]

12 Points this Xmas

11 stuffed players

10th goal from ashton

9 forwards onnnnnnnnnn the wing

8 crewe fans

7 unwanted presents

6 is huckerby

5 outtttt injureddddddddd

4 down at the break

3 points would be nice

2 stands singing

and a useless refereeeeeeeeeee