Ramrod 258 Posted August 6, 2019 Just taken possession of a Dyson V11 cordless vacuum cleaner and can't think of a name for him/her/it, any ideas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,067 Posted August 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ramrod said: Just taken possession of a Dyson V11 cordless vacuum cleaner and can't think of a name for him/her/it, any ideas? Sucky McSuckface. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,928 Posted August 6, 2019 Monica Lewinsky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,703 Posted August 6, 2019 22 minutes ago, kick it off said: Monica Lewinsky Convenient actually, as she has just joined the Pinkun forum, it seems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,314 Posted August 6, 2019 Does it also blow? 😂 Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramrod 258 Posted August 6, 2019 1 hour ago, kick it off said: Monica Lewinsky That's the washing machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted August 6, 2019 It has to be a female name, as they are the ones supposed to use it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rock The Boat 1,290 Posted August 20, 2019 (edited) On 06/08/2019 at 22:04, keelansgrandad said: It has to be a female name, as they are the ones supposed to use it In keeping with the spirit of this post you should call it D I c k as it's something yer missus would want to get her hands around. Edited August 20, 2019 by Rock The Boat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted October 21, 2019 On 20/08/2019 at 16:10, Rock The Boat said: In keeping with the spirit of this post you should call it D I c k as it's something yer missus would want to get her hands around. or having something that is a useful sucker also having your name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooreMarriot 300 Posted October 21, 2019 On 06/08/2019 at 14:46, Ramrod said: Just taken possession of a Dyson V11 cordless vacuum cleaner and can't think of a name for him/her/it, any ideas? I can think of a name for someone who spends £500 on a vacuum cleaner....Mug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted November 27, 2019 What about Dyson Wideth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted November 28, 2019 Power vacuum Sadly due to EU regulations reducing the power of the motor, there's no more Power vacuums ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,586 Posted November 28, 2019 Except for the ones available in the shops. My God.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarydan23 4,060 Posted November 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, SwindonCanary said: Power vacuum Sadly due to EU regulations reducing the power of the motor, there's no more Power vacuums ! Now this would have been funny had it been ironic. But the mouth-breather is being serious, isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted November 28, 2019 Sadly due to EU regulations reducing the power of the motor, there's no more Power vacuums ! My Shark is better than any Dyson and half the price. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarydan23 4,060 Posted November 28, 2019 1 minute ago, keelansgrandad said: Sadly due to EU regulations reducing the power of the motor, there's no more Power vacuums ! My Shark is better than any Dyson and half the price. Given how much of a sucker he is for right-wing/Tory lies, tie a rope round Swindon's legs, tip him upside down and push him around your carpet. He'll suck up everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted November 28, 2019 Given how much of a sucker he is for right-wing/Tory lies, tie a rope round Swindon's legs, tip him upside down and push him around your carpet. He'll suck up everything. Surely his faithful retainer will do it for him? Oh no I forgot, he will have sent him back to Bulgaria by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted November 29, 2019 https://www.which.co.uk/news/2017/08/eu-vacuum-cleaner-ban-2017-everything-you-need-to-know/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,586 Posted November 30, 2019 Did you actually read that Swindo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,067 Posted November 30, 2019 (edited) From the link above; Are 1,600W vacuum cleaners better? Despite what you might read elsewhere, the reduction in power is no cause for panic. We have tested thousands of vacuum cleaners over the years and found that more power doesn’t necessarily mean better cleaning. While it is too early to say what the impact of new regulations will be, we have tested vacuum cleaners with 900W motors that do a better job of dust-busting than vacuum cleaners with motors two or three times the size. What’s more, we’ve reported on vacuum cleaners in the past that are so noisy, you’d be forgiven for thinking that you were using a lawnmower to clean your living room. So the maximum noise restriction could be good news for your ears. Read more: https://www.which.co.uk/news/2017/08/eu-vacuum-cleaner-ban-2017-everything-you-need-to-know/ - Which? Poor Swindo, the more he posts the more he reveals how stupid he is. Edited November 30, 2019 by A Load of Squit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted December 4, 2019 The vacuum cleaners energy label was introduced in September 2014 and limited the power of vacuum cleaners to a maximum of 1,600W. The maximum motor size was restricted again in 2017, to 900W Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted December 4, 2019 Are 1,600W vacuum cleaners better? Despite what you might read elsewhere, the reduction in power is no cause for panic. We have tested thousands of vacuum cleaners over the years and found that more power doesn’t necessarily mean better cleaning. While it is too early to say what the impact of new regulations will be, we have tested vacuum cleaners with 900W motors that do a better job of dust-busting than vacuum cleaners with motors two or three times the size Read more: https://www.which.co.uk/news/2017/08/eu-vacuum-cleaner-ban-2017-everything-you-need-to-know/ - Which? "Poor Swindo, the more he posts the more he reveals how stupid he is. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted December 4, 2019 Aren't F1 cars smaller engined but faster? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted December 5, 2019 Election fatigue setting in, Tories were ahead on the Lie detector but as each day goes by Labour have caught them up and now pulling away with blatant lies in the home straight, and we all know it, though may not be prepared to accept it. Anyway where is Billy, I’m sure a few of you are ITK😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted December 6, 2019 Anyway where is Billy, I’m sure a few of you are ITK He is Boris's bodyguard for his TV appearances. Andrew Neil hired him but has been redundant for the last four weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites