City 2nd 191 Posted July 15, 2019 A man went into sports direct last Tuesday. He asked for some condoms and KY jelly! “We are a sports shop” said the assistant. He went in on Wednesday and asked for a Black vibrator, Thursday some **** beads and a gimp mask, Friday some love eggs and a whip, but always receiving the same response from the sales assistant! As he walked into the store on a Saturday the same sales assistant takes him to one side and says:“Mate you keep coming in and it’s getting embarrassing, you know we are a sports shop, what do you really want” The man summoned up all his courage and took a deep breath and blurted out “Can I have an Ipswich Town home shirt please” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Jedi 570 Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) Funnily enough I rang the ticket office at Portman Road the other day to ask when their first game of the season is. “When can you make it?” they said Edited July 15, 2019 by Canary Jedi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted July 15, 2019 It appear the binners are so skint they are having a blanket collection in the autumn The club are hoping for a few thousands ................................. blankets Enough for one each For the few fans left watching games through the winter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
splendidrush 698 Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) Their U23s played Coggeshall at the weekend, 3×30 minutes, after the second period the referee bu€€ered off and they ended up with the subs running the line. FWIW, they lost...... of course they lost. Edited July 15, 2019 by splendidrush Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,703 Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, splendidrush said: Their U23s played Coggeshall at the weekend, 3×30 minutes, after the second period the referee bu€€ered off and they ended up with the subs running the line. FWIW, they lost...... of course they lost. Jesus Christ, I thought you were taking the **** with that, but I checked to make sure and it's actually true. "Harry Jell, Town's academy strength and conditioning coach, stepped in and took the whistle and a sub from each side - using a coloured bib as a flag - ran the line." And yeah, they lost 4-2, but I'm sure some of them will make their mark on League One this season. Edited July 15, 2019 by Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites