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Young Rossi Jarvis signs!

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To commemorate this great moment, Worthless has apparently nailed a ''Rossi Jarvis sits here'' plaque on the bench, where he watches the first team games from... [;)]  Watch out for splinters, Rossi!

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It is good news that the he has signed - but the omens are not good that he will be given any sort of chance at the club with the current manager;  if he could not get on during Mondays game when will he play? 

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Boo! How can we let another young talent like that sign for another club?! Boo! Worthy out! Sack the Board!

What? Oh. Well Worthy should go anyway. He clearly doesn''t want Jarvis at the club. And he''ll only destroy him. And not play him. And play him out of position. And play him when he isn''t ready. And substitute him. And never drop him. And never start him when he is clearly already the most talented footballer at the club. And anyway, he''s paid too much for him. And Worthy has never made a decent signing in his life, so Rossi must be no good. So we don''t want him on the pitch. And we don''t want him on the bench. And we don''t want him to leave. And yes but no but yes but.

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of course he will get a game on Saturday, he will be needed to play to stop someone being cup tied before they are sold. As ever with Worthy any position will do so look out for him in goal!!!

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[quote user="Amarillo"]

Boo! How can we let another young talent like that sign for another club?! Boo! Worthy out! Sack the Board!

What? Oh. Well Worthy should go anyway. He clearly doesn''t want Jarvis at the club. And he''ll only destroy him. And not play him. And play him out of position. And play him when he isn''t ready. And substitute him. And never drop him. And never start him when he is clearly already the most talented footballer at the club. And anyway, he''s paid too much for him. And Worthy has never made a decent signing in his life, so Rossi must be no good. So we don''t want him on the pitch. And we don''t want him on the bench. And we don''t want him to leave. And yes but no but yes but.

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Outstanding post Ama.  Made my day!

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[quote user="Amarillo"]

Boo! How can we let another young talent like that sign for another club?! Boo! Worthy out! Sack the Board!

What? Oh. Well Worthy should go anyway. He clearly doesn''t want Jarvis at the club. And he''ll only destroy him. And not play him. And play him out of position. And play him when he isn''t ready. And substitute him. And never drop him. And never start him when he is clearly already the most talented footballer at the club. And anyway, he''s paid too much for him. And Worthy has never made a decent signing in his life, so Rossi must be no good. So we don''t want him on the pitch. And we don''t want him on the bench. And we don''t want him to leave. And yes but no but yes but.

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Top stuff, very amusing!!

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[quote user="ZippersLeftFoot"]

It is good news that the he has signed - but the omens are not good that he will be given any sort of chance at the club with the current manager;  if he could not get on during Mondays game when will he play? 

[/quote]agree 100%

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