Mello Yello 2,139 Posted January 5, 2006 Well maybe not..........I just thought I would bring it to everyone''s attention, that I have surpassed all my expectations, and posted over 500 contributions of inane and senseless drivel to this - ''fan''s dabby you''re all dozy'' forum!I''ve never liked anybody! Never will! You''re all losers! Wasters! All need to gerra Life/Wife whatever, Tuck yer shirts in yer underpants/Blouses in yer Knickers! Pick yer noses!Y''all Softies! Ignoramussess! Ugly! Spotty! Thick! Skint! Halitosis breathers! Girlies! Underachievers! So tight you only breathe in!...............So There!Well actually folks, I just thought I''d be a tadge controversial..........and maybe deflect some of the heat and scorn ''offa'' "Poor ole'' 1st Wizard"..........Did it work? OTBC and "I LUVS YER ALL REALLY!"xxx ;~) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Congrats Mello!! I''ve just noticed that I''m near to my 500th opiniated rant too, do we get any kind of award? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,139 Posted January 5, 2006 GET LOST MORTY, YOU SMELL!.........Seriously though (if I can be!) Morty. Apparently, if you contribute over 500 posts - that automatically entitles you to a massive..............Naw! sorry Morty, I think you do smell, and you grind your teeth, and you have a season ticket at Portaloo Rd! and, and, well I can''t think of anything else derogatory - as I keep drifting in and out of my infantile and immaturity attacks..........But bear with me.......You get booger all for 500 posts - and even less for a 1000 - because archant and The Pink''un are tightwads!Maybe a shot of printers ink if you''re lucky!.......... Keep goin'' Morty, not long now - keep your posts to one-liners and, "Hey Presto!" you''re a veteran!........It''s also painless! Especially if you''re a fruitcake like me! ;~) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Heres something that may make you chuckle! remember a few years ago Ips***h floated a share issue and we found out that if you sent for a prospectus it cost them 3 quid! Well I obviously applied for one and, sadly never got it, pity as I hear it was soft, strong and very very long!Well I must have ended up on some sort of data base ( or scrap of paper) at Portaloo because they rang me up last night! They were basically touting for a bit of business I think, the conversation started "Hi, it''s julian calling from Ips***h Tahn, I believe you''re a fan of ours"!!!!I strung it along for a bit, though not as much as i should have done, then just said "sorry mate (snigger) I''m a City fan" then put the phone down.Childish? Immature? Hell yeah, but funny nonetheless! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Journalist Foghorn 0 Posted January 5, 2006 how many do you need to get your third circle rating? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
