Carl Cort

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There were mumblings on Saturday that City "manager" Nigel Worthington

is looking to go for previous transfer target Carl Cort who is expected

to be Dean Ashton''s replacement when the ex Crewe forward sadly for

Canary fans moves on. It is understood that Asda have been informed

about this and special viewing areas are being planned for

construction. Despite this many are led to believe that Morrisons is

the place to be if you hope to catch a sight of the illusive striker

and various supporters groups are expect to visit both supermarket

carparks during the month of January. Any sightings outside his natural

habitat of Asda carpark should be immediately alerted to the club as

they fear he may escape again.