Puntastic suggestions for signings

[keelansgrandad 6,680]

Just a cotton pickin' minute. We can't afford Bale.

[keelansgrandad 6,680]

We were signing a guy from Reims but the contract had 500 pages.

[FenwayFrank 2,719]

1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said:

Just a cotton pickin' minute. We can't afford Bale.

Oh lordy 

[Mr Angry 2,095]

 

On ‎10‎/‎05‎/‎2019 at 21:11, The Great Mass Debater said:

We could do with more firepower up front. How about that guy from Watford? He's bound to be a Success...

He’s not a Success in the bedroom-got arrested for demanding his money back from 4 escort girls when he couldn’t get it up 😂

Edited May 12, 2019 by Mr Angry
Quoted original post twice

[Thirsty Lizard 3,227]

There have been suggestions that we should sign Brighton's Pascal Gross, but I find the idea quite disgusting. 

[Thirsty Lizard 3,227]

We could go for Kyle Walker as cover for Max Aarons, but he's far too pedestrian. 

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,738]

Gunnarsson from Cardiff could be a decent weapon, and his teammate Zohore is always very 'active'.

I wouldn't recommend Hogg from Huddersfield as he's quite a selfish player, and we already have one of those at the club anyway.

[FenwayFrank 2,719]

Would anyone pay for Gash in Kings Lynn ? 

[Thirsty Lizard 3,227]

Might be an idea to fill out the squad with Portsmouth's Brett Pitman - make sure we're not short handed. 

[Thirsty Lizard 3,227]

Looks like Hazard will be available - move would be fraught with danger though. 

[keelansgrandad 6,680]

Adams has recommended Gomez

[TIL 1010 5,303]

Back in the day there was a rumour we were going to sign Eric Gates but a lot of City fans took a fence.

[Herman 11,179]

Glenn Murray, he's mint👍

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,738]

Ipswich are interested in Andros Townsend to reflect the state of their club.

[paddycanary 583]

Raid Fulham for Fosu-Mensah - a superb footballing brain. Babel could be that towering influence up top when we need a last-minute equalizer. Another German like Andre could Schurrle improve our prospects given his experience. 

[The Great Mass Debater 1,272]

I was going to suggest some of these myself, but I'll just post the link 🙂

 

https://www.openplay.co.uk/blog/top-27-funniest-names-in-football

[TIL 1010 5,303]

We were going to sign Clive Baker again as cover in goal but he wanted too much dough.

[ROBFLECK 135]

Wage demands have left the signing of Billy Sharp balancing on a razor's edge 

[Crabbycanary3 994]

If we were going for a keeper then I feel we ought to jump in our Carson and go far and wide in our search. Even though we are geographically challenged, perhaps one of the better places to go is in the Westwood you believe, but probably on currant form, I'd go for Mark Bunn 

[keelansgrandad 6,680]

We were after Danny Rose but his wife Mary scuppered that deal. Granit Xhaka is always stoned and Eric Bailly is Old and very innocent.

[snake-eyes 13]

We could always raid Leeds like we used to, Cooper is an option , but might have us over a barrel, so maybe Roofe could be acquired for cover? If not then from elsewhere Abraham would be a signing of biblical proportions, as would Gabriel Jesus! However Maupay might just be asking to much in wages! 

[Herman 11,179]

Which goalie? Would Jed Steer take us in the right direction? Would Declan Rudd coming back seem a bit fishy?

[TIL 1010 5,303]

7 hours ago, Crabbycanary3 said:

   I'd go for Mark Bunn 

It depends when his current contract runs out i suppose.

[Thirsty Lizard 3,227]

The club are thinking of making a move for Alan Judge - they're currently considering all the evidence for and against. 

[CanaryChris 147]

Was talking to my Dad the other day about a transfer rumour: one of our old players  from Middlesbrough, Johnny something...may be brought back to Norwich. 

He said "Howson?"

I said I dunno, I don't do the transfers.

[Drazen Muzinic 1,512]

I'd like to sign young goalkeeper Billy Thompson from Fulchester Rovers but apparently he has a bit of a drink problem.

[keelansgrandad 6,680]

Geoge Weah's son Timothy is being signed from PSG and will be known as Weah Premier League

[Midlands Yellow 4,714]

Norman Conquest was a decent keeper. Put pressure on Tim even though he hasn’t played for many decades .

[Crabbycanary3 994]

If we signed Chris Brunt and he got sent off like last night, then I fear he would feel the full force of the fans frustrations

[Crabbycanary3 994]

Sources have said that our signing of Jordan Rhodes looked straight forward but it has taken a few twists and turns. At one stage it looked like they'd given it the green light, but it may have hit a dead end.