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On ‎10‎/‎05‎/‎2019 at 21:11, The Great Mass Debater said:

We could do with more firepower up front. How about that guy from Watford? He's bound to be a Success...

He’s not a Success in the bedroom-got arrested for demanding his money back from 4 escort girls when he couldn’t get it up 😂

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Back in the day there was a rumour we were going to sign Eric Gates but a lot of City fans took a fence.

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Raid Fulham for Fosu-Mensah - a superb footballing brain. Babel could be that towering influence up top when we need a last-minute equalizer. Another German like Andre could Schurrle improve our prospects given his experience. 

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We were going to sign Clive Baker again as cover in goal but he wanted too much dough.

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If we were going for a keeper then I feel we ought to jump in our Carson and go far and wide in our search. Even though we are geographically challenged, perhaps one of the better places to go is in the Westwood you believe, but probably on currant form, I'd go for Mark Bunn 

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We were after Danny Rose but his wife Mary scuppered that deal. Granit Xhaka is always stoned and Eric Bailly is Old and very innocent.

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We could always raid Leeds like we used to, Cooper is an option , but might have us over a barrel, so maybe Roofe could be acquired for cover? If not then from elsewhere Abraham would be a signing of biblical proportions, as would Gabriel Jesus! However Maupay might just be asking to much in wages! :classic_unsure:

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Which goalie? Would Jed Steer take us in the right direction? Would Declan Rudd coming back seem a bit fishy?

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7 hours ago, Crabbycanary3 said:

   I'd go for Mark Bunn 

It depends when his current contract runs out i suppose.

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Was talking to my Dad the other day about a transfer rumour: one of our old players  from Middlesbrough, Johnny something...may be brought back to Norwich. 

He said "Howson?"

I said I dunno, I don't do the transfers.

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If we signed Chris Brunt and he got sent off like last night, then I fear he would feel the full force of the fans frustrations

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Sources have said that our signing of Jordan Rhodes looked straight forward but it has taken a few twists and turns. At one stage it looked like they'd given it the green light, but it may have hit a dead end.

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