The Great Mass Debater 1,078 Posted May 10, 2019 We could do with more firepower up front. How about that guy from Watford? He's bound to be a Success... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Mass Debater 1,078 Posted May 10, 2019 Other aptronyms (and inaptronyms such as Crouch) accepted 😄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Mass Debater 1,078 Posted May 10, 2019 Didnt want to steal Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man's Kevin Lasagna... but he does look pretty tasty... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Mass Debater 1,078 Posted May 10, 2019 Some say we need a new goalkeeper, but I think replacing Tim after he has earned his chance to rejoin the Prem would just be Krul... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,716 Posted May 10, 2019 Ciro Immobile looks good, but I'm not sure he's keen on moving. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,155 Posted May 10, 2019 How about Will Keane? After being at Ipswich all season he'll really want to come here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,138 Posted May 11, 2019 One thing for sure is we won't be signing that there Billy Big B-llocks. DF doesn't like that sort does he Nelson? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,155 Posted May 11, 2019 We need a defensive midfielder so we could go for Eric Dier, but I've heard that he's absolutely rubbish. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,138 Posted May 11, 2019 Danny ****tu was ... .....er! Rubbish as well. (His wiki page says that he was at Norwich as a youth .... is this fact?) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,138 Posted May 11, 2019 Mary Whitehouse has decided his name needs censoring. Now **** Van ****, fair enough, but Danny S h i ttu ...come on!😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,716 Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) Gaetan Bong is smokin', could be one for the pot. Edited May 11, 2019 by Herman 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted May 11, 2019 If only Alan Shearer was still playing, he was a cut above the rest 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted May 11, 2019 Also WFLGH back in the Prem? There'd be no stopping him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted May 11, 2019 Bryan Gunn back in goal? The opposition would be afraid to shoot 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted May 11, 2019 I have heard we are DEFINITELY going back to our feeder club to sign Adam Forshaw 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,017 Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) Broadstairs - According to "Flown the Nest" ****tu hd a trial for us and played in one U18 game in 1999...... Edited May 11, 2019 by Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted May 11, 2019 We are also bringing back our Johnny from Middlesboro as I have heard he is buying a small property on the flat grassland just outside the City Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,778 Posted May 11, 2019 I think we should bring back our former academy prospect Jackson Ramm, sign ex-West Ham left back and current non-league coach Julian **** to the coaching staff, bring in Bruno Martins Indi from Stoke and then get Nicky Butt in as a coach. That would give the opposition a right seeing to. Inspired by the Torino trio of Meite-Ichazo-Nkoulou, which has a very similar meaning in Italian. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow and Green 334 Posted May 11, 2019 13 hours ago, The Great Mass Debater said: Other aptronyms (and inaptronyms such as Crouch) accepted 😄 I don't think anyone would stoop down to that level 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted May 11, 2019 Bruno is available from Brighton but to be Frank, he's too old. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,716 Posted May 11, 2019 1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said: Bruno is available from Brighton but to be Frank, he's too old. Also from Brighton, would Lewis Dunk be your cup of tea? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted May 11, 2019 I thought of Mason Mount but he may be over the hill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted May 11, 2019 And we are all sick of hearing about Ayling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,347 Posted May 11, 2019 Roofe would be good up top. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted May 12, 2019 People are on about Mings but he is merciless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,554 Posted May 12, 2019 We should make a saucy bid for Guingamp's Nolan Roux. Of course we might end up rueing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,155 Posted May 12, 2019 I think we should try and sign Luke Freeman - he's about to be released by QPR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,155 Posted May 12, 2019 There was some talk that we were going to sign Dwight Gayle, but it's all blown over. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,716 Posted May 12, 2019 This guy has other things on his mind.😲 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argel_****s 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,545 Posted May 12, 2019 I'd be very excited if we signed Timo Horn 🍆🍆🍆 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites