Jump to content
The Great Mass Debater

Puntastic suggestions for signings

Recommended Posts

Ciro Immobile looks good, but I'm not sure he's keen on moving.

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

One thing for sure is we won't be signing that there Billy Big B-llocks.

DF doesn't like that sort does he Nelson?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Danny ****tu was ... .....er!    Rubbish as well.

(His wiki page says that he was at Norwich as a youth .... is this fact?)

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Mary Whitehouse has decided his name needs censoring.

Now **** Van ****, fair enough, but Danny S h i ttu ...come on!😂 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Gaetan Bong is smokin', could be one for the pot. 

Edited by Herman
  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

We are also bringing back our Johnny from Middlesboro as I have heard he is buying a small property on the flat grassland just outside the City 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I think we should bring back our former academy prospect Jackson Ramm, sign ex-West Ham left back and current non-league coach Julian **** to the coaching staff, bring in Bruno Martins Indi from Stoke and then get Nicky Butt in as a coach. That would give the opposition a right seeing to.

Inspired by the Torino trio of Meite-Ichazo-Nkoulou, which has a very similar meaning in Italian.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
13 hours ago, The Great Mass Debater said:

Other aptronyms (and inaptronyms such as Crouch) accepted  😄

I don't think anyone would stoop down to that level

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said:

Bruno is available from Brighton but to be Frank, he's too old.

Also from Brighton, would Lewis Dunk be your cup of tea? 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...