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Onel likes the little blue pen.

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Onels declaration of love for Argos is hilarious to be fair, worth reading several times 😂

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'ze leettle blue pens 'astings, we leettle blue pen's  Hernandez Poiriot

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I feel somewhat disappointed that Onel, a child of socialist Cuba, likes such capitalist shops :classic_sad: Maybe, not all Cubans are socialist at heart 

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30 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I feel somewhat disappointed that Onel, a child of socialist Cuba, likes such capitalist shops :classic_sad: Maybe, not all Cubans are socialist at heart 

err, he left Cuba when he was six

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Has anyone on here actually been in Argos recently? They told me I could have something delivered same day (but pay extra for delivery) or pick it up in store but not until the day after. How does that work? It takes longer to get it to a store than my house? Bizarre business model.

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Congrats to the PR people at Argos, they got on touch with Onel and offered him some free stuff.

Didn't say if they were going to deliver or whether he had to collect from his local store. :classic_biggrin:

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Onel is a Cuban,

He wears a Cuban hat,

He likes to shop in Argos,

Because it's near his flat.

He buys hot drinks in Costa,

And toiletries from Boots,

He loves our retail outlets,

Despite his commie roots.

Oy!

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Onel is a Cuban 

he wears a Cuban hat 

he likes to shop at Argos 

because it’s near his flat 

he’ll order a new telly 

he’ll order a new bike

and when we win the championship 

we’ll sing this song all night 

🇨🇺 

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On 20/01/2019 at 15:09, Wishbone said:

I feel somewhat disappointed that Onel, a child of socialist Cuba, likes such capitalist shops :classic_sad: Maybe, not all Cubans are socialist at heart 

It seems to be a general trend that people who get starry-eyed about communism have never experienced it. 

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10 hours ago, Mello Yello said:

Onel would have loved Woolworths......

Wouldn't he just? They do still exist, you know... I found one on a retail park in Mauritius!

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2 hours ago, Feedthewolf said:

Wouldn't he just? They do still exist, you know... I found one on a retail park in Mauritius!

Long way to go for pick n mix.

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2 hours ago, Feedthewolf said:

Wouldn't he just? They do still exist, you know... I found one on a retail park in Mauritius!

Wolfy, I presume you would recommend Mauritius? Can’t decide between there or Seychelles for this years holiday

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29 minutes ago, FenwayFrank said:

Wolfy, I presume you would recommend Mauritius? Can’t decide between there or Seychelles for this years holiday

Glorious place. Lots of different cultures and religions all living harmoniously side by side, very friendly and welcoming. We hired a scooter and went round most of the island in two days.

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