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Happy Christmas to all Pink Un posters and lurkers. May our Club have a prosperous New Year with another 9 points added to those already gained this season.

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Seasons greetings to all fellow posters.

Let's hope we have plenty of festive cheer from our team.

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Merry Christmas everyone, even Waveney! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Wishing you all a prosperous and Premier League 2019.

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Merry Christmas everyone! Looking forward to the sell-out Forest game already! Let's get Xmas day over with first...

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A yuletide message to all pinkuneers,

LDC sends Christmas Cheers,

May your season's wishes all come true,

Including beating the boys in blue.


So have a drink, or maybe two

Drink to Farke and Webber too

To Mo and Timm and all the rest

And cheer them on to be the best.

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Now after the day of the child in a manger,

We'll again be shouting "never mind the danger"

A test that we will hope to win,

With a hat trick from our flying Finn!

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So Merry Christmas, to all who are here,

May you enjoy your wine and beer,ย 

Eat, drink and enjoy your Christmas dinner

And hope that for all of us, that Boxing Day will be a winner.ย 

๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿน๐ŸŽ‰

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THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

1:I prefer breasts to legs.

2:Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3:Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4:If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5:I've never seen a better spread!

6:I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7:Are you ready for seconds yet?

8:It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9:Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more

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Happy Christmas everyone!

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Well done Wazzock, will you be having a c.ockย or a hen?

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