YankeeCanary 0 Posted October 28, 2005 There once was a man from BallymenaWanting to manage in the top arenaHe used Norwich as visionTo meet his ambitionBut forgot to change his demeanourOne Premiership season, and straight back down Heights made him giddy, where’s Ipswich Town?Let’s get back to the level Where we really can revelKick and hoof players to entertain clowns ( 25,000 of them )He put players in all wrong positionsAnd made penalties a player decisionWhen the kick was missedThe fans were pissedBut Nigel rejected the derision He smiles as he thinks of his contractAnd remembers just how he did extractUsing Sheffield as baitHe extended the dateAnd his Norfolk income was intactNow the future indeed looks quite blackAnd he would welcome getting the sack He’ll get money for freeAnd from Norfolk can fleeAs long as someone is covering his back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheeky Monkey 0 Posted October 28, 2005 Very good Yankee. You are obviously serious student potential at the UEA''s world famous MA Creative Writing course ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatMan Fat 0 Posted October 28, 2005 [quote]There once was a man from Ballymena Wanting to manage in the top arena He used Norwich as vision To meet his ambition But forgot to change his demeanour One Premiership season, and straight back down...[/quote] I object most vehemently to this post. I am not a Clown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1canary 0 Posted October 28, 2005 There once was a Yankee Canary,who wrote much that was quite contrary.His posts of invention,craved such attention,But showed he was really a fairy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Boy 0 Posted October 29, 2005 I hope this forum''s moderators understand the laws of libel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted October 29, 2005 Nice one yankee, I expect that it will get pinned up in the dressing room Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flick Fleck 0 Posted October 29, 2005 There was a old poster called Yankee,Whose rhymes were really quite swanky,With his glass just half full,He thought Nigel was Bull...And wished he was more like Bill Shankly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheded 0 Posted October 29, 2005 [quote]Nice one yankee, I expect that it will get pinned up in the dressing room[/quote]Pinned up in the dressing room Gazza ? ... I would imagine the crap hitting the fan bigtime if Nigel saw THAT on the wall !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennyfoggo 0 Posted October 29, 2005 Stephen Fry.. would be proud of that... have to send it to him for his next book on poetry.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites