THE MASTERS

[SHRIMPER 328]

I really like watching the golf being a player myself and always look forward to the Masters hoping that a European win as that really pi$$ off the yanks. As usual the course is immaculate and the golf great. What I love more that anything is that if some moron shouts out "in the hole" and a marshall sees who the cuprit was, the said moron is ejected from the course. The rules of etiquette there are the most stringent in the world. Come on Rory.A list of what you cannot take.

• Cell Phones
• Bags, Backpacks, Purses, Packages larger than 10"W x 10"H x 12"D
• Beepers/Electronic Devices
• Cameras (Cameras are allowed ONLY on Practice Rounds days - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday)
• Weapons of any kind (regardless of permit)
• Alcoholic beverages
• Beverage containers/Coolers
• Flags / Banners / Signs
• Folding armchairs/Rigid type chairs or stools. If you bring a chair, make sure it''s a collapsible one without armrests.
• Ladders / Periscopes / Selfie Sticks
• Radios / TVs / Tape Recorders
• Strollers
• Walkie-talkies