Wings of a Sparrow 1,413 Posted December 23, 2011 What the feck are they all about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,754 Posted December 8, 2012 It must be Christmas, inundated with the bloody things. Must say Gwynneth Paltrow does look fine in hers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted December 8, 2012 I know exactly what the OP is on about. Whilst other goods may be advertised in different ways within their market (funny, sentimental, etc.) it seems that Perfume ads always follow the same ''pretentious crap'' rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,413 Posted December 9, 2012 On the plus side one of them has introduced me to this great bit of music.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA(Actually I think it was a Louis Vuitton advert). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,754 Posted June 1, 2013 There''s a new poncy ad for one called UOMO. It doesn''t sound good in an English accent:-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,754 Posted December 23, 2013 Aaaaaargh!!!Either these, depressing charity ads or Wonga. Glad I''m at work most of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,413 Posted December 31, 2013 I''ll make an exception to the JP Gaultier one - the girl in the pink corset. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Stump 1 Posted November 16, 2014 I''m not going to be the person I''m expected to be anymore.Tw@t! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,754 Posted December 24, 2016 They''re making me hate 21st Century Schizoid Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,754 Posted December 24, 2016 You too can smell of.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,413 Posted December 24, 2016 I was going to comment.Diesel ones are especially cringeworthy.I do like the gold Dior woman though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,413 Posted November 13, 2022 Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy... Just f**k off. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barbe bleu 823 Posted November 13, 2022 48 minutes ago, Wings of a Sparrow said: Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy... Just f**k off. On that we are all agreed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,161 Posted November 14, 2022 In a similar vein, ads for TV's where they show you how good the screen is. What's the point if your watching on a different TV that doesn't have superOLED or 8000000k resolution? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,603 Posted November 14, 2022 The Jonny Depp one always gets me- it is called Sauvage but it always looks like 'Sausage' to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted November 14, 2022 1 hour ago, king canary said: The Jonny Depp one always gets me- it is called Sauvage but it always looks like 'Sausage' to me. Playing Wild Thing in the middle of a desert really makes you want to spray yourself with eau de cologne.😖 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,120 Posted November 14, 2022 19 hours ago, Barbe bleu said: On that we are all agreed At last! We have found something that unites all PinkUn posters. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted November 14, 2022 Men's and women's fragrances must be the most overly, wasteful packaging in existence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KernowCanary 214 Posted November 14, 2022 In 2012 they kept showing that D’Or perfume advert ALL THE TIME!. It had that song by The Gossip that sounded like the singer was going “D’ooorrrrr!!!!…. It takes two!, it takes two!”. Really got on my **** and made me no longer want to listen to that song. It was actually about prostitution hence the “it takes two” and “It’s a funny way to make ends meet” lines. It still puzzles me, why that song!?. It’s like the person putting it together didn’t look into the song’s meaning. Am dreading the usual repeated Christmas advert this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,459 Posted November 15, 2022 I do wonder how much the celebs get paid for these adverts, would have to sell a lot of perfume to get their money back. Oh, any advert with Phillip Schofield in it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,911 Posted November 16, 2022 On 14/11/2022 at 17:26, keelansgrandad said: Men's and women's fragrances must be the most overly, wasteful packaging in existence. In my working days I got to look at the business economics of a perfume business. At the time, what looked to me like a very small bottle retailed at £30 but the actual cost of the stuff in the bottle cost between 5p and 10p. The packaging and advertising cost an eye watering amount. Ironically, the smell of the perfume made my eyes water as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
