Farmer Pam's elastic plaster cast. 94

[Bill 1,788]

Hello my dearios

I''m out of hospital now. I had gone in with Farmer Giles. You''ll remember him, from just down the road, can be a bit of a pain in the a*** at times, I know.

But the hospital gone got muddled up and put a stretching plaster cast on my elbow instead.

Any hows, Giles came to the rescue as he still had them rubber rings he brought back from the game at Leyton Orient a while back.

So I''ve bin a bit busy what with my time with the ajax and them posh hitalians that have been stayin'' in the holiday cottage. Eyetie Toities I calls ''em.

But I''m on the road to recovery (well the road to Saxthorpe really) as I did get operated on by a nice old gent who looked just like Patrick Moore. Probably the best person to be looking at Uranus if you ask me. Which they didn''t

Well, cheerio for now... I''m must be gorn.

[kick it off 1,948]

Crack is never a good idea. 

Hope you kick it soon Big Ears.

[First Wazzock 902]

I guess you''re just a low down bum...

[Hairy Canary 668]

Maybe all that talking out of your ar$e has taken it toll?

[TIL 1010 4,722]

Should we laugh or cry ?

[lake district canary 4,531]

Bit of both Tilly.  Parma should be flattered that Bigears resorts to this kind of parodying - it is laughable he doesn''t ''get'' Parma and sad he has to resort to this - he must be very jealous of him. 

 

[Hoola Han Solo 448]

A load of self indulgent nonsensical gibberish. I thought this was a Parma Ham thread for a moment.

[BroadstairsR 2,138]

He''s done better.

But nonsense before internecine forum squabbles any day.

[Bill 1,788]

One more to go

ps do lighten up