Bill 1,788 Posted May 17, 2018 Hello my deariosI''m out of hospital now. I had gone in with Farmer Giles. You''ll remember him, from just down the road, can be a bit of a pain in the a*** at times, I know.But the hospital gone got muddled up and put a stretching plaster cast on my elbow instead.Any hows, Giles came to the rescue as he still had them rubber rings he brought back from the game at Leyton Orient a while back.So I''ve bin a bit busy what with my time with the ajax and them posh hitalians that have been stayin'' in the holiday cottage. Eyetie Toities I calls ''em.But I''m on the road to recovery (well the road to Saxthorpe really) as I did get operated on by a nice old gent who looked just like Patrick Moore. Probably the best person to be looking at Uranus if you ask me. Which they didn''tWell, cheerio for now... I''m must be gorn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted May 18, 2018 Crack is never a good idea. Hope you kick it soon Big Ears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted May 18, 2018 I guess you''re just a low down bum... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hairy Canary 668 Posted May 18, 2018 Maybe all that talking out of your ar$e has taken it toll? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted May 18, 2018 Should we laugh or cry ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted May 18, 2018 Bit of both Tilly. Parma should be flattered that Bigears resorts to this kind of parodying - it is laughable he doesn''t ''get'' Parma and sad he has to resort to this - he must be very jealous of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted May 18, 2018 A load of self indulgent nonsensical gibberish. I thought this was a Parma Ham thread for a moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,138 Posted May 18, 2018 He''s done better.But nonsense before internecine forum squabbles any day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted May 18, 2018 One more to gops do lighten up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites