TIL 1010 4,655 Posted February 13, 2018 For ''Er Indoors i have booked a table for two. The best of five frames and the loser buys the kebabs on the way home. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted February 13, 2018 When is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,730 Posted February 13, 2018 We are going to watch a murmuration of Starlings at Minsmere. Has this extraordinary and exciting use of 14 February cured you of asking stupid questions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Canary1 91 Posted February 13, 2018 Watching the Champions League down the local and 4 pints Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,304 Posted February 13, 2018 Is this a Tilly wind-up ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor Hockey's Beard 520 Posted February 13, 2018 Purely by chance - as we don''t "do" Valentine''s Day - we are going down to London to see Philip Glass'' "Satyagraha" at ENO.And you thought the seat prices at The Carra were steep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,423 Posted February 13, 2018 They can’t be more than Lionel Richie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,314 Posted February 13, 2018 [quote user="FenwayFrank"]They can’t be more than Lionel Richie[/quote]Hello? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted February 13, 2018 is it me you''re looking for..? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 13, 2018 [quote user="First Wazzock"]is it me you''re looking for..?[/quote]you are uselessthat''s not how to play hide and seek Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted February 13, 2018 Thankfully, when I first met my future wife I got her a single rose for Valentine''s. and I''ve done it ever since (28 years) I''m thankful I didn''t buy her half a dozen roses ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted February 13, 2018 Absolutely nothing. Over commercialised crap that it has sadly become. If she''s lucky I''ll buy her a McDonald''s for dinner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Leathermans Stag 0 Posted February 13, 2018 Once I have fixed the puncture on my other half we will going for a romantic picnic just me, Selina and my stalker spying on us in the bushes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duncan Edwards 2,188 Posted February 13, 2018 Table for two reserved. Top end nosh. Hopefully. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Leathermans Stag 0 Posted February 14, 2018 [quote user="Duncan Edwards"]Table for two reserved. Top end nosh. Hopefully.[/quote]when did KFC take reservations? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,314 Posted February 14, 2018 I''m not sure about KFC, but it looks like Greggs do?https://www.greggs.co.uk/valentinesApples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBFLECK 131 Posted February 14, 2018 Nothing special really, me and Mrs. Robfleck think it''s commercial B*ll$h!t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 497 Posted February 14, 2018 Laying in a bed in N&N worst luck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,351 Posted February 14, 2018 Hope you''re up and about soon Daly.Now I pushed the boat out this year and treated Mrs Nutty to a Historic City Excursion including lunch. £3.98 all in.As I explained to her, it''s hardly my fault I couldn''t book a table at Delia''s..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,418 Posted February 14, 2018 Girl 1 is giving me the run around. Did not see herGirl 2 went for lunch with. Very nice. Girl 3 from months back texts me to say she is now single, but cannot come over as she has a cold.None are the answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,418 Posted February 14, 2018 Guys remember. You can''t buy love, but you can rent it for half an hour! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,515 Posted February 14, 2018 Driven back today from a (supposed) romantic two day break in frozen north wales to the frozen north of england......too freezing for much romance, it has to be said...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 14, 2018 [quote user="lake district canary"]Driven back today from a (supposed) romantic two day break in frozen north wales to the frozen north of england......too freezing for much romance, it has to be said......[/quote]You weren''t frozen stiff then Lakey? [:^)][:D] [<:o)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,515 Posted February 15, 2018 [:O] That would be telling...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 15, 2018 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="lake district canary"]Driven back today from a (supposed) romantic two day break in frozen north wales to the frozen north of england......too freezing for much romance, it has to be said......[/quote]You weren''t frozen stiff then Lakey? [:^)][:D] [<:o)][/quote]cut the jokes....................or do you think you are some kind of ''stand up'' comic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted February 15, 2018 Well you’re certainly not 😴😴😴 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 15, 2018 [quote user="Hoola Han Solo"]Well you’re certainly not 😴😴😴[/quote]oh dearI think the word is"whooo-ooosh" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites