TCCANARY 263 Posted August 18, 2017 1. Farke likes to tell a joke or two.2. Zimmermean also likes to tell a joke.3. Farke went on a day trip to Cromer & Wells, he enjoyed it.4. Something else.5. Something else.Utilising the above information I can now make my prediction of 1-1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted August 18, 2017 He should have been at work. Part time coach leading us to League One. You couldn''t make it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Bristol Nest 512 Posted August 18, 2017 As Wells is the superior town to Cromer, I question his decision making at crucial times. You can''t just like both the same.0-0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number9 272 Posted August 18, 2017 DF suggests it wasn''t romantic..... Sometimes it can be like that, pure lust rather than romancing. Let''s hope he didn''t bring back any crabs.1-1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Birdseye 0 Posted August 18, 2017 I hope he was complemented for sorting out the scampi situation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rock The Boat 1,290 Posted August 18, 2017 Sheringham a better choice than Cromer by a country mile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westcoastcanary 173 Posted August 18, 2017 "Five things we learnt"?I''m mystified as to who exactly the "we" are. Don''t most people on here know everything already? [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted August 18, 2017 Does Farke''s trip to Cromer and Wells mean they are potentially replacing scampi on the menu with crabs?Clubs in crisis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 18, 2017 Who has ever heard of a German relaxing? He was up to something on the north coast. Maybe The Eagle Has Landed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted August 18, 2017 [quote user="keelansgrandad"]Who has ever heard of a German relaxing? He was up to something on the north coast. Maybe The Eagle Has Landed?[/quote]Research for a new edition of the Baedeker Guides. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 4,938 Posted August 18, 2017 Surely he was putting his towel down on a deckchair early in the morning? Followed by a meal of sausage and a huge glass of beer while wearing lederhosen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted August 18, 2017 Appears he stopped off for something to eatMein Gott and Chips"und I vont mein light und crispy"ps he did actually try to buy some river fish, but the owner shouted"Don''t sell him Pike" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,927 Posted August 18, 2017 The concern above Farke being a spy is misplaced. He was just preparing for his holiday next June by getting his beach towel down early... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number9 272 Posted August 18, 2017 [quote user="Maniacal Bill"]Appears he stopped off for something to eatMein Gott and Chips"und I vont mein light und crispy"ps he did actually try to buy some river fish, but the owner shouted"Don''t sell him Pike"[/quote]Ouch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horse Renoir 1 Posted August 18, 2017 @bristolHe went from Cromer to Wells which he described as very nice as well :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,657 Posted August 18, 2017 [quote user="westcoastcanary"]"Five things we learnt"? Don''t most people on here know everything already? [:P][/quote]No just the one and he has posted on this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted August 18, 2017 " when I''m calling you -oo-oo-u " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted August 18, 2017 Bill is drunk again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peter-plastic 0 Posted August 21, 2017 Excellent OP. Bumped. Really wouldn''t be out of place as a column in it''s own right on the front page, along with "Paddy''s Pointers", "Michael''s 6 things we''ve learnt", "Paddy''s Verdict", "Another 5 things Paddy has come up with a couple of days later". There seems to be a pre or post match presser nearly every day! I''m struggling to keep up.Much needed TC.Today''s seems to be "5 things you''ll find in a DF Injury Wrap" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diane 498 Posted August 21, 2017 [quote user="Van wink"]Bill is drunk again.[/quote]Why do people call him Bill when we all know it''s City 1st? [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted August 21, 2017 5 things we learnt from the presser 21/08/20171) Oliveira is injured2) Jerome is injured too, but not as badly as Oliveira3) Klose is injured, but he''s almost not injured anymore4) Trybull is not injured, but isn''t fit5) Pinto is not injured, and is fitDone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,657 Posted August 21, 2017 [quote user="Diane"][quote user="Van wink"]Bill is drunk again.[/quote]Why do people call him Bill when we all know it''s City 1st? [:D][/quote]His username is Maniacal Bill.You are right though Diane we all know who he is but he is '' special '' don''t you think ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted August 21, 2017 He has many faces Diane, all of them strangers to sobriety. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,520 Posted August 21, 2017 The press conferences are good. DF tends to repeat himself, but the message is clear - give the young lads a break and don''t judge them too harshly - they will make mistakes in this period when we are short because of injuries, but they will improve and learn from their mistakes. He also says every Norwich fan knows this - I''m not so sure, judging by some of the comments on here, but patience is going to be necessary. After all the villains on Saturday were heroes on Wednesday. Good players don''t turn into bad players just like that. We need to be understanding and patient. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horse Renoir 1 Posted August 21, 2017 He''s giving some of them far too much credit. You''d think that all fans would understand this is a new, young team under an inexperienced coach but some fans seem hell bent on blaming the problems associated with our relegation a year ago on Farke/Webber. He''ll soon learn we''re mostly a good bunch but we do have a really vocal contingent of idiots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,520 Posted August 21, 2017 [quote user="Horse Renoir"]He''s giving some of them far too much credit. You''d think that all fans would understand this is a new, young team under an inexperienced coach but some fans seem hell bent on blaming the problems associated with our relegation a year ago on Farke/Webber. He''ll soon learn we''re mostly a good bunch but we do have a really vocal contingent of idiots.[/quote]Yes, hopefully he will be able to accept that as being par for the course at Norwich. Maybe in Germany fans are a lot more forgiving and less cynical - so he and the new players will have to get used to the nonsense that goes on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites