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Ffs 🙄 Got ourselves another sick note ?? We have had more than our fair share of these over the last 6/7 years , signings who never or rarely got to play . Butterfield , Jarvis , Mulumbo, Odija Ofoee, James what''s his face , the " striker"

Any more ?

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He''s just taking Jarvis place on the treatment table

well hope he is not on the injury table to long Jarvis will need it again soon !

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I reckon he just and a night on the tiles.

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That''s the spirit!

Anyone know his injury record at Barnsley, maybe have a Google before comparing him to Jarvis and shitting your pants

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https://www.transfermarkt.ro/marley-watkins/verletzungen/spieler/91315

5 "injuries" since 2013 missing a total of 9 games. I''d say that''s pretty good if accurate!

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"5 "injuries" since 2013 missing a total of 9 games. I''d say that''s pretty good if accurate!"

I''m sure someone will use those stats to prove what an injury liability he will undoubtedly become...

Apples

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"I''m sure someone will use those stats to prove what an injury liability he will undoubtedly become... "

I''ll try:

The presence of inverted commas around the "injuries" shows that they are not actually medical injuries. So, we''ve signed a player so disinterested he pulls a sickie the equivalent of every of month!

Now, where''s the tongue in cheek emoji when you need it?

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He has a f*cking thigh strain, not he''s not lost both his legs, arms, and one of his eyes.

Even if he had, he''d be a better option than RvW.

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[quote user="7rew"]"I''m sure someone will use those stats to prove what an injury liability he will undoubtedly become... "

I''ll try:

The presence of inverted commas around the "injuries" shows that they are not actually medical injuries. So, we''ve signed a player so disinterested he pulls a sickie the equivalent of every of month!

Now, where''s the tongue in cheek emoji when you need it?[/quote]You''ve probably discovered something there, I bet ''he''s'' really a ''She'' and once a month has to have a ''special'' day off *. [:D]

* I''m not being sexist, this is a joke, honest.

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Sorry Apples, that was a bit harsh.

To make up for it, i''ll take a picnic basket to Murray Mound in a few weeks? We can make a day of it. There might even be one of you in the basket anyway!

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[quote user="staffordshire canary"]Now back in the squad.[/quote]Just a short injury period.

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"To make up for it, i''ll take a picnic basket to Murray Mound in a few weeks"

Hog, that''s a very kind offer...will there be toast points and Gentleman''s Relish?

Apples

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Back in the squad as Ben Woodburn has dropped out.

This thread really epitomises the inherent pessimism of some posters-absolutely no evidence that he has a problem with injuries at all but some are so quick to find fault with anything and everything about our club at the moment.

Please just man up FFS.

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