Fiery Zac 1,066 Posted May 29, 2017 [quote user="shefcanary"]Full time Fall fan, and part-time annoying the f@ck out of Dirty and Wendy fans. Squeeze in a bit of fiscal management at a northern music college to keep the wolf from the door (proper accountant, no fag packets round here natch). Music is my first love but Norwich City is in my DNA![/quote]Do you do shiftwork? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,384 Posted May 29, 2017 44 years in the printing industry.Now a man of leisure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number9 272 Posted May 29, 2017 Window cleanerI''m not a gynaecologist, but I''ll have a look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,458 Posted May 29, 2017 I work in the bakery at m and s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted May 29, 2017 I manage a team of editors in a content marketing agency. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,341 Posted May 29, 2017 [quote user="Number9"]Window cleanerI''m not a gynaecologist, but I''ll have a look.[/quote]Is that a posh name for a transparency enhancement facilitator ? [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Juler 148 Posted May 29, 2017 Statistician in clinicial research. Not so hands on these days, now in the delights of middle management. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diane 500 Posted May 29, 2017 [quote user="Armitage Shanks"]As it''s the dull pre season would love to know what mix of people we have posting on hereSo to start with what do you for a living?I muck about with people head as my job[/quote]Why the name change Waveney, I liked your last one ''''They call me the Chihauhau '''' So what do you do to muck about with people''s heads? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,297 Posted May 29, 2017 Started in engineering, then psychology loved playing with people''s minds, back to design engineering, now retired.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoda 0 Posted May 29, 2017 Been running my own electrical contracting business since 1989,but given the choice i''d play golf every day instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
staffordshire canary 0 Posted May 29, 2017 Rubber worker ...............Not them !!! Repair and retread tyres at Michelin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STFU 0 Posted May 29, 2017 [quote user="Armitage Shanks"]As it''s the dull pre season would love to know what mix of people we have posting on hereSo to start with what do you for a living?I muck about with people head as my job[/quote]Ha ha, no mate, everybody''s worked you out, one trick, Lambert-obsessed pony, give it up as you''re getting embarrassing. Almost as bad as True Grit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,557 Posted May 29, 2017 I knocked around in various dead-end jobs - Secretary-General of the United Nations, President of the World Bank, Chief Impartiality Monitor at Fox News - before finding my real calling as a telephone sanitiser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parma Ham's gone mouldy 2,219 Posted May 29, 2017 Owner and Director of a number of Companies. International trade, Analyst and Asset restructuring. Parma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duncan Edwards 2,231 Posted May 29, 2017 [quote user="TIL 1010"]Well now Armitage Shanks i am a consultant for Slimming World in the Waveney Valley and was wondering if i could sign you up for a course ? [:P][;)][/quote]You''re a terrible bloody advert...#oneatatimeplease Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hardley 0 Posted May 29, 2017 Piscatorial Tractor Man, hobbies stirring up the Budgeries Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Splendid Rush 2 Posted May 30, 2017 Documentary director. Just back from filming part of an Attenborough documentary about elephants although didn''t get to meet the man himself unfortunately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted May 30, 2017 Sweet FA At the moment, saved up and now travelling the globe, couldn''t be better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,754 Posted May 30, 2017 I was going to say Splendid wins but that sounds like a good life, TJ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Splendid Rush 2 Posted May 30, 2017 Yeah, I''d definitely swap with TJ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dhickl 0 Posted May 30, 2017 [quote user="Van wink"]Tyre fitter[/quote]Give it a couple of years and you''ll be up front for City Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted May 30, 2017 DJ, broadcaster and music writer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,413 Posted May 30, 2017 Piano player in a brothel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted May 30, 2017 Never really settled in any job I''ve had, and I''ve got a pretty varied CV.I used to work in a helium factory, but quit because I refused to be spoken to in that tone of voice. Next I got a job in a blanket factory, but unfortunately that folded. So I moved on to a baked bean factory, but got canned. Then I started work repairing roundabouts, but left because I felt my life was spent going round in circles. After that I got a job as a steam engine driver, but they fired me when they found out I hadn''t been trained. For a bit I worked as a computer repairman, but quickly lost my drive. So I tried my hand working in a bank, but lost interest with that too. At the moment I''m selling filofaxes to the mafia, I''ve gotten into really organised crime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,297 Posted May 30, 2017 Nice to see Tim Vine......never new you were a City fan! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rustic 0 Posted May 30, 2017 [quote user="Wings of a Sparrow"]Piano player in a brothel.[/quote]You work on the rigs then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted May 30, 2017 @Iwans big toe wrote;Never really settled in any job I''ve had, and I''ve got a pretty varied CV.I used to work in a helium factory, but quit because I refused to be spoken to in that tone of voice. Next I got a job in a blanket factory, but unfortunately that folded. So I moved on to a baked bean factory, but got canned. Then I started work repairing roundabouts, but left because I felt my life was spent going round in circles. After that I got a job as a steam engine driver, but they fired me when they found out I hadn''t been trained. For a bit I worked as a computer repairman, but quickly lost my drive. So I tried my hand working in a bank, but lost interest with that too. At the moment I''m selling filofaxes to the mafia, I''ve gotten into really organised crime.Have some sympathy one of my early jobs was in a squash factory, but got moved on because i couldn''t concentrate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 30, 2017 [quote user="Lessingham Canary"]@Iwans big toe wrote;Never really settled in any job I''ve had, and I''ve got a pretty varied CV.I used to work in a helium factory, but quit because I refused to be spoken to in that tone of voice. Next I got a job in a blanket factory, but unfortunately that folded. So I moved on to a baked bean factory, but got canned. Then I started work repairing roundabouts, but left because I felt my life was spent going round in circles. After that I got a job as a steam engine driver, but they fired me when they found out I hadn''t been trained. For a bit I worked as a computer repairman, but quickly lost my drive. So I tried my hand working in a bank, but lost interest with that too. At the moment I''m selling filofaxes to the mafia, I''ve gotten into really organised crime.Have some sympathy one of my early jobs was in a squash factory, but got moved on because i couldn''t concentrate.[/quote]You''re lucky. I confessed to a murder on my death bed and got better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,023 Posted May 30, 2017 I used to be a tail gunner on a milk float. Now semi retired, working three days a week as a milestone counter...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Canary1 91 Posted May 30, 2017 Software systems tester Share this post Link to post Share on other sites