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Yesterday would''ve been a much more comfortable win if our board didn''t meddle in affairs.After the sixth goal I definiely saw Delia (her face red with anger) signal to Irvine that the goals should stop and a more socialist approach to sharing the fruits of players labour between the two teams should be adopted.Obviously a right wing board, pioneered by Delias predecessors would''ve continued the slaughter.

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"Obviously a right wing board, pioneered by Delias predecessors would''ve continued the slaughter."Agreed. On the downside however, they may have activated a sub-clause in the ticketing conditions that as the number of goals exceeded market norms that a 100% retrospective premium should be applied to all tickets, which would be deducted automatically from ticket holders bank accounts. Appeals against the surcharge would be disallowed as they are endeavouring to reduce "red-tape."

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However, Alan Irvine was quick to reply to Delia:

"Let’s remember when Hitler won his election in 1932, his policy then was that Jews should be moved to Israel. He was supporting Zionism"

"And as old Bronstein aka Trotsky was a Jew then if you agree with me, you will be suspended from the Labour party and will have to join the new party, Unruly Kabal Ignorant Prats"

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[quote user="Crafty Canary"]Did Delia really give Irvine the trots? That''ll teach him to have a pre- match meal in Yellows.[/quote]You really need to stop this obsession with Delia Crafty. It''s not real love you know, just infatuation. [{][}]

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Has Delia given you verbal diarrhoea too?

Personally I look forward to the day we get new owners (non majority of course) and the club can move forward again.

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[quote user="Crafty Canary"]Has Delia given you verbal diarrhoea too?

Personally I look forward to the day we get new owners (non majority of course) and the club can move forward again.[/quote]Yes, we were stuck in the PL for a number of seasonsI also blame Delia for thatps I haven''t eaten in Yellows, but I hear her dumplings are nice

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[quote user="Crafty Canary"]Has Delia given you verbal diarrhoea too?

Personally I look forward to the day we get new owners (non majority of course) and the club can move forward again.[/quote]Except that if the "new owners" don''t have a majority of the controlling shares they won''t be the new owners...But wait. I get it! A socialist co-operative with every fan owning a (small) equal number of shares. As nice but dim George says just before being cut to pieces by the German machine guns: "Well hurrah and huzzah!!!"

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[quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="Crafty Canary"]Has Delia given you verbal diarrhoea too?

Personally I look forward to the day we get new owners (non majority of course) and the club can move forward again.[/quote]Except that if the "new owners" don''t have a majority of the controlling shares they won''t be the new owners...But wait. I get it! A socialist co-operative with every fan owning a (small) equal number of shares. As nice but dim George says just before being cut to pieces by the German machine guns: "Well hurrah and huzzah!!!"[/quote]

Yes, but as the White House announced today , "We had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn''t even sink to using chemical weapons,", history is just bunk.

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"Yes, but as the White House announced today , "We had someone as

despicable as Hitler who didn''t even sink to using chemical weapons,",

history is just bunk."maybe because he knew the other side did have chemical weaponswhereas the Syrian citizens, and those who died in the gas chambers, didn''tor perhaps Zyklon B wasn''t a chemical

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