A few jokes to lighten the mood.

[Keith Scott 243]

The board. Joke.

The manager. Joke.

The happy clappers. Joke.

NCFC. Joke.

You''re welcome.

[morty 0]

You.You missed out you.

[Time to go Delia 0]

Summed up very nicely Keith , and it will get worse next weekend because Ipswich will beat this shower of s hit

[FenwayFrank 2,456]

See you next week Keith

[Making Plans 936]

Rotherham, Wigan, Burton

[Baldyboy 0]

That''s our play off chances really gone for a BURToN then 😂😂

[Iwans Big Toe 312]

I used to sell filo-faxes to the mafia, I was into really organised crime.Then I got a job at a blanket factory, but got made redundant when it folded.So I tried my hand at repairing roundabouts, but quit because I could feel my life going round in circles.In my spare time I used to collect broken pencils, but gave it up. I couldn''t see the point.

[Herman 9,710]

[quote user="Time to go Delia"]Summed up very nicely Keith , and it will get worse next weekend because Ipswich will beat this shower of s hit [/quote]Be a good weekend for you then.

[Guest]

My ship came in, just as I boarded the plane!

I owned up to a murder on my death bed-and got better!

[wcorkcanary 4,329]

What''s the difference between apples and oranges?

[wcorkcanary 4,329]

There''s no such thing as an Apple B*st*rd !!

Great one for an Old Firm Derby eh?

[Nemzadze 0]

Dundee 2 - 0 Rangers .. Rangers are a joke ! Lol

[Lessingham Canary 99]

wcorkcanary wrote;

There''s no such thing as an Apple B*st*rd !!

Great one for an Old Firm Derby eh?

Corky, you might get away with that one, not many of us would dare try ;-)

[Kidderminster Exile 0]

Ipswich for even thinking they have a chance next week.

[wcorkcanary 4,329]

Funny thing is lesso, I''m English, served in the forces, and have been welcomed over here. When I tell that joke to a native, they''re initial reaction is shock, then laughter, followed by "" we wouldn''t get away with saying that"". In my experience of nearly 30 years here, very few Irish are bigots , most can laugh at themselves and love the craic.

As Sting said, well, nearly said :

I''m an alien, I''m a legal alien

I''m an Englishman in West Cork!!

[im spartacus canary 0]

Knock knock

[wcorkcanary 4,329]

Go on then............ Who''s there?

[Greavsy 2,412]

This is just building the suspense!

[im spartacus canary 0]

Dickson etu

[Lessingham Canary 99]

Funny thing is lesso, I''m English, served in the forces, and have been welcomed over here. When I tell that joke to a native, they''re initial reaction is shock, then laughter, followed by "" we wouldn''t get away with saying that"". In my experience of nearly 30 years here, very few Irish are bigots , most can laugh at themselves and love the craic.

As Sting said, well, nearly said :

I''m an alien, I''m a legal alien

I''m an Englishman in West Cork!!

Fair play to you Corky!

[Hoola Han Solo 448]

There''s always a sting in the tale.

His previous band released some arresting tunes.

[Chesney Hawkes 0]

Don''t Stand So Close to Me being a song that these days would get you locked up...

[Lessingham Canary 99]

Whats the difference between Bono and God ?

God doesn''t walk around Dublin thinking he''s Bono.

[Chesney Hawkes 0]

I definitely don''t have OCD. I''ve checked three hundred and sixteen times.

[Van wink 2,994]

But you do have MPD, you have spoken to yourself many times on here.

[wcorkcanary 4,329]

''''Whats the difference between Bono and God ?

God doesn''t walk around Dublin thinking he''s Bono. ''''..............Lesser Ingham

The favourite answer round here is....'''' oh yes he does , but gods big enough not to need stacked heels.''''

Has anyone seen morty and bono in the same room?

[morty 0]

There goes another rib[:D]

[Van wink 2,994]

😂

[Chesney Hawkes 0]

What''s the difference between a chickpea and a runner bean?

I''ve never had a runner bean over my face.

[wcorkcanary 4,329]

We''re goun into Chubby Brown territory.

My wife said she was gonna have the coil fitted.

I said .... '''' with the size of your fanny, you could have carpets fitted''''