Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted February 19, 2017 This is great banter.It really is.☕️👍🏻 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nemzadze 0 Posted February 19, 2017 Norwich city fan walks into a bar .meets a Dundee utd fan ..how is your team doing these days jock ? Well our manager is Scottish and shite like yours . what''s the punch line ? 😀 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted February 19, 2017 My mate Mick the plumber, got in big trouble while working in Buckingham Palace.He was caught doing something unspeakable to one of the Queens dogs. It was ok in the end, turns out he was Corgi registered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bagster 101 Posted February 19, 2017 Ipswich fan going for a job with a farrierHave you had any experience shoeing horses the farrier asksNo he replies but I once told a donkey to f.ck off:) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted February 20, 2017 Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing that today is Monday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 20, 2017 I always go the extra mile.The restraining order says I have to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted February 20, 2017 Why did the chicken cross the road? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number9 272 Posted February 20, 2017 why, why why why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted February 20, 2017 To get to the idiots house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 20, 2017 What do you do if your wife is running around the garden bleeding from the head?Reload and fire again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,610 Posted February 20, 2017 Just had my Valentine''s day card off Moonpig.She hates it when I call her that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 21, 2017 You''ll pi55 yourself at this one:Train Main Aik Husband Apni Wife Se Bola: Tujh Se Shaadi Kar Ke Pachta Raha Hoon,Ji Karta Hai Tujhe Kuttay Ke Aagay Daal Doon. Itnay Main Saamnay Wala Musafir Bola: Bhaaow BhaaowI wish I''d thought of that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted February 21, 2017 A bloke walks into a bar with a giraffe. He goes up to the bar and orders 2 pints of lager and 2 shots of whiskey. The barman give him a strange look, but serves him none the less as he''s got money. Then he and the giraffe both down a pint and whiskey each and the bloke orders that same again. Despite his reservation the barman serves him again as he wants to see where this is going. So for about 45 minutes the bloke and giraffe keep downing pint and whiskey, one after another until the giraffe falls over drunk. The bloke picks up his coat to leave and the barman shouts after him "Oi mate! You can''t leave that lyin'' there!" To which to bloke turns round and replies "That''s not a lion, that''s a giraffe." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
