Keith Scott 244 Posted February 18, 2017 The board. Joke.The manager. Joke. The happy clappers. Joke.NCFC. Joke.You''re welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 18, 2017 You.You missed out you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Time to go Delia 0 Posted February 18, 2017 Summed up very nicely Keith , and it will get worse next weekend because Ipswich will beat this shower of s hit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,459 Posted February 18, 2017 See you next week Keith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Making Plans 936 Posted February 18, 2017 Rotherham, Wigan, Burton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldyboy 0 Posted February 18, 2017 That''s our play off chances really gone for a BURToN then 😂😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted February 18, 2017 I used to sell filo-faxes to the mafia, I was into really organised crime.Then I got a job at a blanket factory, but got made redundant when it folded.So I tried my hand at repairing roundabouts, but quit because I could feel my life going round in circles.In my spare time I used to collect broken pencils, but gave it up. I couldn''t see the point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,760 Posted February 18, 2017 [quote user="Time to go Delia"]Summed up very nicely Keith , and it will get worse next weekend because Ipswich will beat this shower of s hit [/quote]Be a good weekend for you then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 18, 2017 My ship came in, just as I boarded the plane!I owned up to a murder on my death bed-and got better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted February 19, 2017 What''s the difference between apples and oranges? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted February 19, 2017 There''s no such thing as an Apple B*st*rd !!Great one for an Old Firm Derby eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nemzadze 0 Posted February 19, 2017 Dundee 2 - 0 Rangers .. Rangers are a joke ! Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted February 19, 2017 wcorkcanary wrote;There''s no such thing as an Apple B*st*rd !! Great one for an Old Firm Derby eh? Corky, you might get away with that one, not many of us would dare try ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kidderminster Exile 0 Posted February 19, 2017 Ipswich for even thinking they have a chance next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted February 19, 2017 Funny thing is lesso, I''m English, served in the forces, and have been welcomed over here. When I tell that joke to a native, they''re initial reaction is shock, then laughter, followed by "" we wouldn''t get away with saying that"". In my experience of nearly 30 years here, very few Irish are bigots , most can laugh at themselves and love the craic.As Sting said, well, nearly said :I''m an alien, I''m a legal alienI''m an Englishman in West Cork!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted February 19, 2017 Knock knock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted February 19, 2017 Go on then............ Who''s there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,413 Posted February 19, 2017 This is just building the suspense! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted February 19, 2017 Dickson etu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted February 19, 2017 Funny thing is lesso, I''m English, served in the forces, and have been welcomed over here. When I tell that joke to a native, they''re initial reaction is shock, then laughter, followed by "" we wouldn''t get away with saying that"". In my experience of nearly 30 years here, very few Irish are bigots , most can laugh at themselves and love the craic. As Sting said, well, nearly said : I''m an alien, I''m a legal alien I''m an Englishman in West Cork!! Fair play to you Corky! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted February 19, 2017 There''s always a sting in the tale.His previous band released some arresting tunes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted February 19, 2017 Don''t Stand So Close to Me being a song that these days would get you locked up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted February 19, 2017 Whats the difference between Bono and God ?God doesn''t walk around Dublin thinking he''s Bono. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted February 19, 2017 I definitely don''t have OCD. I''ve checked three hundred and sixteen times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 19, 2017 But you do have MPD, you have spoken to yourself many times on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted February 19, 2017 ''''Whats the difference between Bono and God ? God doesn''t walk around Dublin thinking he''s Bono. ''''..............Lesser Ingham The favourite answer round here is....'''' oh yes he does , but gods big enough not to need stacked heels.''''Has anyone seen morty and bono in the same room? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 19, 2017 There goes another rib[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted February 19, 2017 What''s the difference between a chickpea and a runner bean?I''ve never had a runner bean over my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted February 19, 2017 We''re goun into Chubby Brown territory.My wife said she was gonna have the coil fitted.I said .... '''' with the size of your fanny, you could have carpets fitted'''' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites