morty 0 Posted January 31, 2017 The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.Bad news for fatties? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted January 31, 2017 Aye. Barclay 48/49 will need to add 50 to his name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westcoastcanary 0 Posted January 31, 2017 [quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.Bad news for fatties?[/quote]Someone as well-travelled as you morty should know that it''s the folks in the next seat that suffer .......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,413 Posted January 31, 2017 But that''s less plastic per seat, surely not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 31, 2017 They will also have double seats that either an adult and child can share, or two children can.I guess the clunkers will have to buy one of those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted January 31, 2017 Explains why they have cut the scampi portions down........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted January 31, 2017 Or..... more plastics on seats ? Even LDC will be able to get a ticket !! 👍Oh ! ... wait bu99er I probably just got this thread pulled sorry Morty ( dancing partners 👍🕺🕺) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted January 31, 2017 [quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.Bad news for fatties?[/quote]Is it really 30 cm?That''s a foot in old money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 31, 2017 *distant sound of report button being pushed* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just Dan 10 Posted January 31, 2017 [quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.Bad news for fatties?[/quote]Surely 30mm narrower? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 31, 2017 Ah extra zero sneaked in. 3 centimetres.Cancel the diet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted January 31, 2017 [quote user="morty"]Ah extra zero sneaked in. 3 centimetres.Cancel the diet![/quote]This could be another explanation for the reduction in scampi portions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,343 Posted January 31, 2017 [quote user="TCCANARY"][quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.Bad news for fatties?[/quote]Is it really 30 cm?That''s a foot in old money.[/quote]True. Rumour has it that they''re turning them 180 degrees so you now have sit on the edge.As if watching the football wasn''t enough to bring tears to your eyes..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 31, 2017 Jez is a shrewd businessman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,320 Posted January 31, 2017 Our existing seats could easily hold their own with the top four Prem seats. Report, report, report, report, report.Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Webbo118 0 Posted January 31, 2017 [quote user="......and Smith must score."][quote user="TCCANARY"][quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.Bad news for fatties?[/quote]Is it really 30 cm?That''s a foot in old money.[/quote]True. Rumour has it that they''re turning them 180 degrees so you now have sit on the edge.As if watching the football wasn''t enough to bring tears to your eyes.....[/quote]30 cms is correct. The capacity is increasing to 84,206 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,320 Posted January 31, 2017 No excuse for the plastics then?Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted January 31, 2017 Can''t someone get to the bottom of it? [:S] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 31, 2017 Always knew Norfolk people were tight arses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 274 Posted January 31, 2017 waveney wont be happyit was a fake article? Heard of the norfolk herald or the reporter Richard Fibber?or the map of FCR with "shit loads more seats here" circled.. that sort of gave it away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue Baboon 0 Posted January 31, 2017 30cm? The seats are only about 40cm wide - I dont fancy sitting on whats left... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unique 435 Posted January 31, 2017 So Morty calls out a poster for being a ''wee bit racist'', and yet here he is being blatantly ''fattist".........Says it all really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 31, 2017 Racism is against the law.Poking a bit of fun at those that can''t keep their mitts out the cake tin isn''t. Hope that clears things up for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted January 31, 2017 Hang on, a cotton pickun minute.What about those of us , who through a combination of genetics and sport, do not have a slim build? Are we to be classified as ''cakeist''? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unique 435 Posted January 31, 2017 No it doesn''t.Certain disorders and conditions can cause obesity.Your ignorance is understandable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,320 Posted January 31, 2017 Hmmmm, I''m no expert but I''m sure using "fattist" when trying to take the moral high ground is probably not going to do you any favours?Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 31, 2017 [quote user="unique"]No it doesn''t.Certain disorders and conditions can cause obesity.Your ignorance is understandable.[/quote]Oh get over yourself.Chubby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 31, 2017 [:D]http://norfolkherald.online/sport/carrow-road-capacity-to-be-increased-this-summer/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites