Bill 1,788 Posted January 31, 2017 The club is to introduce safe standing for those of a more diminutive statureHeight restriction charts as at many them park rides will be at all turnstiles and those able to get under them will be allowed a Shorty pass. Permitting them to watch the game whilst standing. Any attempts at limboing under the measure will result in the person refused entryFans can apply at the box office at anytime, although they may need some one of a more normal height to see over the counter for them Proof will not be needed , however a photo will. It is suggested that those using a photo booth take a cushion with them before having the photo taken.This initiative is being sponsored by MG Midgets of Smallburgh and there is a free pass to be won for the first fan who can correctly name what the letter M stands for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted January 31, 2017 There will be extra security surrounding the area to protect those of normal stature from mass outbreaks of short man syndrome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted January 31, 2017 Comedy gold 😅 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted January 31, 2017 them theme parks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted January 31, 2017 What does the letter M stand for ? mmmmm maybe, that it might stand for many on here? or maybe its MWJ.... or maybe even Moxey or just best remain a mystery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted January 31, 2017 It may be Ma from the Lion King Lessingham? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted January 31, 2017 Van Wink is the hyena from The Lion king Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted January 31, 2017 Mousehold,Jez killing all the birds with one stone. Colney portakabins totally grim and full of disease, we will be training over Mousehold, running up and down St James Hill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 31, 2017 [quote user="Hoola Han Solo"]Van Wink is the hyena from The Lion king[/quote][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted January 31, 2017 Don''t want to play the Lion King game anymore? 😭 xxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted January 31, 2017 Out of sympathy Hoola I must tell you that your posts don''t cut to the quick in the way you imagine. There was a famous phrase used by Sir Geoffrey Howe.👍Now what do you think the M stands for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted January 31, 2017 VanWink"It may be Ma from the Lion King Lessingham?Might be Mufasa ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted January 31, 2017 Lessingham Canary wrote the following post at 31/01/2017 7:52 PM:VanWink"It may be Ma from the Lion King Lessingham? Might be Mufasa ? Surely not, now why didn''t I think of that 😀 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted January 31, 2017 Lessingham Canary wrote the following post at 31/01/2017 7:52 PM: VanWink"It may be Ma from the Lion King Lessingham? Might be Mufasa ? Surely not, now why didn''t I think of that 😀 You will VW, you will ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted January 31, 2017 Which hyena do you want to be Van Wink? Shenzi, Banzai or Ed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted January 31, 2017 [quote user="Number 9"]them theme parks[/quote]I wondered who would be the first to spot the deliberate mistakewell done, sir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STFU 0 Posted January 31, 2017 Have you been drinking?If not, maybe you should try it, it might make you funnier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 1, 2017 Myself and Lappinitup have already been measured and given the go ahead to move to this area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 1, 2017 I believe it will be the Barclay ..... Lower Share this post Link to post Share on other sites