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The club is to introduce safe standing for those of a more diminutive stature

Height restriction charts as at many them park rides will be at all turnstiles and those able to get under them will be allowed a Shorty pass. Permitting them to watch the game whilst standing. Any attempts at limboing under the measure will result in the person refused entry

Fans can apply at the box office at anytime, although they may need some one of a more normal height to see over the counter for them

Proof will not be needed , however a photo will. It is suggested that those using a photo booth take a cushion with them before having the photo taken.

This initiative is being sponsored by MG Midgets of Smallburgh and there is a free pass to be won for the first fan who can correctly name what the letter M stands for.

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There will be extra security surrounding the area to protect those of normal stature from mass outbreaks of short man syndrome.

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Mousehold,

Jez killing all the birds with one stone. Colney portakabins totally grim and full of disease, we will be training over Mousehold, running up and down St James Hill.

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Out of sympathy Hoola I must tell you that your posts don''t cut to the quick in the way you imagine. There was a famous phrase used by Sir Geoffrey Howe.👍

Now what do you think the M stands for?

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Lessingham Canary wrote the following post at 31/01/2017 7:52 PM:

VanWink"It may be Ma from the Lion King Lessingham?

Might be Mufasa ?

Surely not, now why didn''t I think of that 😀

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Lessingham Canary wrote the following post at 31/01/2017 7:52 PM:

VanWink"It may be Ma from the Lion King Lessingham?

Might be Mufasa ?

Surely not, now why didn''t I think of that 😀

You will VW, you will ;-)

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[quote user="Number 9"]them theme parks[/quote]

I wondered who would be the first to spot the deliberate mistake

well done, sir

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Have you been drinking?

If not, maybe you should try it, it might make you funnier.

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Myself and Lappinitup have already been measured and given the go ahead to move to this area.

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