George Smiley 3 Posted February 10, 2017 Looks like Carrow Road is only going to be half full for the Newcastle clash on Tuesday.With blokes out and about in the city centre restaurants keeping their significant other happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 10, 2017 [quote user="George Smiley"]Looks like Carrow Road is only going to be half full for the Newcastle clash on Tuesday.With blokes out and about in the city centre restaurants keeping their significant other happy.[/quote]Mine insisted I buy her a ticket for the game, who was I to disagree?Lovely girl, always wears big gloves.Definitely a keeper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The gut 0 Posted February 10, 2017 zoo keeper?rrrrrrrroah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted February 10, 2017 A house keeper ? my ex has 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
City 2nd 191 Posted February 10, 2017 George Smiley wrote the following post at 2017-02-10 5:34 PM:Looks like Carrow Road is only going to be half full for the Newcastle clash on Tuesday.With blokes out and about in the city centre restaurants keeping their significant other happy. Really. I don''t think so!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,831 Posted February 10, 2017 Do you let her wear heels though Morty ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted February 10, 2017 Hopefully we won''t get f ucked by Newcastle on Valentines 😕 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted February 10, 2017 [quote user="Lessingham Canary"]A house keeper ? my ex has 3[/quote]Why would your ex have 3 gloves?Are we talking aliens? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted February 10, 2017 Number 9Why would your ex have 3 gloves? Are we talking aliens? No, but she was away with the fairies, to put it politely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,312 Posted February 10, 2017 [quote user="George Smiley"]Looks like Carrow Road is only going to be half full for the Newcastle clash on Tuesday.With blokes out and about in the city centre restaurants keeping their significant other happy.[/quote]It''s years since us old curmudgeons in the Jarrold bothered with all that nonsense.Bah humbug....[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted February 10, 2017 Ladies with big hands are a definite no no on my book Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 4,952 Posted February 10, 2017 What about men with small hands? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted February 10, 2017 [quote user="Nuff Said"]What about men with small hands?[/quote]Sounds like you''re gonna have an interesting Valentine''s nuff said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted February 10, 2017 Nuff Said wrote the following post at 10/02/2017 6:49 PM:What about men with small handsDonald trump does on for beaver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted February 10, 2017 Does ok * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue Baboon 0 Posted February 10, 2017 It''s our first Valentine''s Day as man and wife. I told her in no uncertain terms that I am going to football, she doesn''t care... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 10, 2017 [quote user="Rogue Baboon"]It''s our first Valentine''s Day as man and wife. I told her in no uncertain terms that I am going to football, she doesn''t care...[/quote]You should surprise her with some nice flowers from a petrol station, after a post match sesh in a public house of your choice.Ladies love flowers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,593 Posted February 11, 2017 We all do Len. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted February 11, 2017 We all do Len.😅 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 11, 2017 Why would you do Len? He loves his wife! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted February 11, 2017 Herman is one of those open minded lefty luvvies he''ll do anything with a pulse 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 11, 2017 gosh, now you''ve sent mine racing!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The gut 0 Posted February 11, 2017 Is she a fast lady? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,593 Posted February 11, 2017 A pulse or no pulse for Spartacus, Not that important. So long as it stays still...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted February 11, 2017 Funnily enough they always seem to stay still 😦 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 11, 2017 [URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/16681936_10208410074745222_7841619020922101620_n_zpsazje0fkw.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/16681936_10208410074745222_7841619020922101620_n_zpsazje0fkw.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn (again) 129 Posted February 11, 2017 Ah poems for Valentines Day:United are redIpswich are shiteWe''re playing those bastardsIn stripes black and whiteI''ll get my coat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 490 Posted February 11, 2017 It''s Mrs Crafty''s 60th birthday on Valentine''s day so I''m treating her to a Caribbean cruise. I booked this before the fixture list was published so will not know the result of the scum game until our return in early March unless I can access sports news on the boat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted February 11, 2017 I think you will find on these " modern " boats they have telly and all sorts 🙄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites