GPs Beard 0 Posted February 16, 2017 Hoola Han Solo wrote the following post at 16/02/2017 1:29 PM:Just looked at the table again. 14 (!) points, or the equivalent of nearly five wins in simple terms. I think my million quid is safe. Well I think if we do win all of our games , and get to 93 points we could still do it, but it is that nagging feeling that we haven''t beaten anyone in the (current) top six all season , and managed to contrive to give Rotherham their first win for months , so I''ll stick to my views that we have more chance of Lord Lucan scoring the winner for us against Burton than that happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 16, 2017 So......Hoola han solo will donate a million quid if we win 12 out of 14 gamesI will donate £500 if we get automatic promotion.I will donate £50 if we reach the play offs.The original bet stands to win over £2000 if we get automatic promotion.If we don''t, Lakey covers Wooster''s original bet of £20 to PUPs.Oh and Gp''s beard will give 2 million if we go up automatic.Anyone else I have missed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted February 16, 2017 I''d also expect the coming of the apocalypse if we got top two, Haley''s comet to be seen a few times and Jesus to come back again.Add those to the list too morty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 16, 2017 [quote user="GPs Beard"]Hoola Han Solo wrote the following post at 16/02/2017 1:29 PM:Just looked at the table again. 14 (!) points, or the equivalent of nearly five wins in simple terms. I think my million quid is safe. Well I think if we do win all of our games , and get to 93 points we could still do it, but it is that nagging feeling that we haven''t beaten anyone in the (current) top six all season , and managed to contrive to give Rotherham their first win for months , so I''ll stick to my views that we have more chance of Lord Lucan scoring the winner for us against Burton than that happening.[/quote]Is the lad Lucan available? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GPs Beard 0 Posted February 16, 2017 Is the lad Lucan available?Hmmm, I''ve just rung the Club and apparently they haven''t seen him lately. They think he is still trying to climb over his gate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted February 16, 2017 Getting this thread to 9 pages is a fantastic achievement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 16, 2017 [quote user="Hoola Han Solo"]Getting this thread to 9 pages is a fantastic achievement.[/quote]Yeah, that never happens that Lakey belligerently defends a controversial point of view, over loads of pages[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,314 Posted February 16, 2017 Just don''t put VanWink in charge of the page counting...god only knows where we''d end up.Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted February 16, 2017 I think Lakey makes a reasonable point and is entitled to defend himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 16, 2017 Mr Apples wrote the following post at 16/02/2017 2:30 PM:Just don''t put VanWink in charge of the page counting...god only knows where we''d end up. Apples It would be great if you could explain why it''s mathematically impossible but arithmetically possible.I''m only a poor old Norfolk boy and I don''t understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted February 16, 2017 It''s also pedantically possible and nitpickingly possible, I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GPs Beard 0 Posted February 16, 2017 Jamie Witherspoon wrote the following post at 16/02/2017 2:48 PM:It''s also pedantically possible and nitpickingly possible, I believe. I would say it is pedantically improbable and nitpickingly implausible. But mathematically possible, though statistically unlikely . I hope that helps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,314 Posted February 16, 2017 Ahem, that should be statistically improbable...Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,239 Posted February 16, 2017 It may interest you to know that out there in the Multiverse there are many Universes where Lakey will be proved correct.But this isn''t one of them.[Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GPs Beard 0 Posted February 16, 2017 Ah yes, but what about the Flagon with the Dragon? Does it have the brew that is true? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted February 16, 2017 I am the walrus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 16, 2017 Apples please, there must be a simple explanation for your mistake? 🍐 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 16, 2017 Anybody seen 🍎 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,398 Posted February 16, 2017 Is it the wrong season???🍎🍊🍐🍑🍏 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 16, 2017 🍎 If properly stored are available all the year round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,304 Posted February 16, 2017 [quote user="morty"][quote user="Hoola Han Solo"]No, change that Lakey. Have me down as £1million if we finish in the top two.[/quote]Risky[:D][/quote]Morty - don''t you just hope some irregularities surface and Newcastle and Brighton get whopping points deductions ? [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 16, 2017 [quote user="......and Smith must score."][quote user="morty"][quote user="Hoola Han Solo"]No, change that Lakey. Have me down as £1million if we finish in the top two.[/quote]Risky[:D][/quote]Morty - don''t you just hope some irregularities surface and Newcastle and Brighton get whopping points deductions ? [:D][/quote]Thats why I only went to £500, the bank of morty can cover that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted February 16, 2017 If we win 12 out of 14 I''m f ucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,304 Posted February 16, 2017 [quote user="Hoola Han Solo"]I''d also expect the coming of the apocalypse if we got top two, Haley''s comet to be seen a few times and Jesus to come back again.Add those to the list too morty.[/quote]Man City are hoping to have him back before too long so I''d stick with just the double. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted February 16, 2017 They''re thinking Jesus might come back at Easter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,304 Posted February 16, 2017 [quote user="Hoola Han Solo"]If we win 12 out of 14 I''m f ucked.[/quote]Relax.You reckon the apocalypse is coming if we make top two. Problem solved. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 16, 2017 Leicester must have been a good bet last season Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,304 Posted February 16, 2017 [quote user="morty"]Oh and just so the pups don''t lose out, if we make the play offs, I shall donate £50.[/quote]I''ll raise you Morty.£75 to PUPS if we make the Play-Offs.or £150 to PUPS if we get promoted via the Play-Offs.or £1000 to PUPS if we get automatic promotion ( I don''t want to have to jump off Beachy Head if that loony LDC theory comes good [:D] ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites