Facts and stats

[Number 9 0]

Give us a stat or a fact, I''ll start you off.

33 points from 22 games, that''s 1.5 points per game, NOT promotionableism

[morty 0]

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.

[Move Klose 303]

Only 2 sides in the top half of the table failed to win this friday/weekend. Us and Brum.

[Drazen Muzinic 1,444]

71% of statistics are made up.

[ZLF 271]

2 pts per game from now puts us on 81, play of spot but no more. The managers assessment f no top two is correct.

That is a huge increase on what we have done so far. Highly unlikely unless we start beating teams in the top half of the table.

Impossible if the whole central midfield hides every other game as the going gets tough.

[Crabbycanary3 994]

In all my time attending games at Carrow Road, I''ve seen Norwich score 273 goals at the River End, and 246 at the Barclay.

What Drazen said.

[Chesney Hawkes 0]

This message board has up to 500% more threads when the club is on a poor run of form.

[ricardo 7,339]

[quote user="Crabbycanary3"]In all my time attending games at Carrow Road, I''ve seen Norwich score 273 goals at the River End, and 246 at the Barclay.

What Drazen said.[/quote]I''ve missed at least that many through nipping out to the bog at the wrong time.[;)]

[FenwayFrank 2,456]

More than 10 people a year are killed by a vending machine

[FenwayFrank 2,456]

It takes six months to build a Rolls Royce, and thirteen hours to build a Toyota

[daly 500]

Female kangaroos have three vaginas

[Number 9 0]

[quote user="daly"]Female kangaroos have three vaginas[/quote]

Sounds like a girl I once knew

[Crabbycanary3 994]

? She looked like a Kangaroo?

[can u sit down please 0]

7hrs 14m after my daughter was born I saw us play Chelsea. It was bloody 0-0.

[daly 500]

If at first you don''t succeed TRY TRY TRY again

[Len 74]

Michael Caine''s real name is Michael Caine.

[Crafty Canary 495]

If Neal was a hangman the trap door would jam.

[Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0]

Len

Michael Caine''s real name is Michael Caine.

" Not a lot of people know that "

[Daz Sparks 1,140]

[quote user="Len"]Michael Caine''s real name is Michael Caine.[/quote]

Michael Caine was born Maurice Micklewhite.

[Chesney Hawkes 0]

If a supporter watching a stream from home cheers, nobody can hear them.

[Number 9 0]

It''s not fair to play League 2 football in the Championship

[Len 74]

[quote user="Daz Sparks"][quote user="Len"]Michael Caine''s real name is Michael Caine.[/quote]

Michael Caine was born Maurice Micklewhite.

[/quote]His former name caused him long delays at airports hence he recently changed his name to Michael Caine. As Barclay Seats says "not a lot of people know that" except to say that Caine didn''t invent his own catchphrase!

[paddycanary 538]

An octopus has four pairs of arms, three hearts, nine brains, a memory, a beak, no bones, can change colour, can squeeze through tiny crevices, can solve problems, uses tools, decorates its home with shells, plays with toys and can regrow arms lost to predators.

[daly 500]

A dead octopus will move if you pour Soy Sauce on it

[Number 9 0]

[quote user="paddycanary"]An octopus has four pairs of arms, three hearts, nine brains, a memory, a beak, no bones, can change colour, can squeeze through tiny crevices, can solve problems, uses tools, decorates its home with shells, plays with toys and can regrow arms lost to predators.[/quote]

I knew a girl like that once,,,, 😍

[daly 500]

Was her name squid

[Mr Apples 1,317]

Carol Amari?

Apples