Lessingham Canary 99 Posted December 23, 2016 Been thinking, What Would you Give A Happy Clapper And A Nappy Crapper for Christmas ?How about this for some inspiration ?A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal happy clapper, the other a doom and gloom nappy crapper. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the nappy crapper’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The happy clapper’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the nappy crapper’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying?" the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I''ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I''ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin. Passing the happy clapper’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. To which his happy clapper twin replied, "There''s got to be a pony in here somewhere!"Any good Christmas stories ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted December 23, 2016 The vision of the happy clapper surrounded by SH1TE yet still smiling amuses me Lessingham, don''t know why😀 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted December 23, 2016 When you tell a joke to a happy clapper, he laughs three times--once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when he gets it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 23, 2016 When you tell a joke to a numpty, he complains that it was a terrible joke, you should have told a different one and you shouldn''t even be there to have told it in the first place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted December 23, 2016 As long as there are some smiles around as we go into the festive period VW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted December 23, 2016 Any good Christmas stories ? When Huck''s signed ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
