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Spurs new ground will have a cheese roomThe most expensive seats in the exclusive “H Club” will cost an even

prettier penny. A £15,000 joining fee – and any client must buy a pair

of tickets – will put any takers back £30,000 before watching even a

minute of football. It includes the kind of attention to detail that

offers a cheese room for clients to select their own specially sourced

half-time cheeses.
When we rebuild Carrow Rd what new feature would you like to see in the Nephew Tom Arena (AKA Carrow Rd)?

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Well there you go.Anyone who was in doubt that he does stuff like this for attention need not be in doubt any more.

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Can we get back on topic, the question is ''who do you hate more, Morty or Lakey''. No that''s wrong isn''i it?The new feature I''d like to see is a ''spider fan'', like the spider camera but with a person atteached to the wires instead of the camera.

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[quote user="TCCANARY"]Can we get back on topic, the question is ''who do you hate more, Morty or Lakey''. No that''s wrong isn''i it?The new feature I''d like to see is a ''spider fan'', like the spider camera but with a person atteached to the wires instead of the camera.

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[quote user="morty"]Well there you go.Anyone who was in doubt that he does stuff like this for attention need not be in doubt any more.[/quote]Well, surprise, surprise, it''s something I feel strongly about - and it is football related. But, ever heard of a pinch of salt and all that.....

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At the moment (it has to be flexible depending on future results) I would prefer to see an Alex Neill dart board.

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The ability to hit a button which freezes time just long enough for me to run onto the pitch, kick an opposition player/manager or referee smack bang in the plums, and then run back to my seat.

For £15k, that is not an unreasonable request.

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[quote user="SwindonCanary"]Spurs new ground will have heated seats. I''ve been to the Green Bay Packers ground and they''ve got hot-air blowers in front of the seats, much better ! [/quote]

Yes and the Packers have a decent defence to. Oh well.

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A deodorising room where if you are stuck next to a smelly supporter you can report them to a steward, they then get led to a room where a selection of toiletries are available to freshen them up a bit before returning to their seat.

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[quote user="keelansgrandad"][quote user="SwindonCanary"]Spurs new ground will have heated seats. I''ve been to the Green Bay Packers ground and they''ve got hot-air blowers in front of the seats, much better ! [/quote]

Yes and the Packers have a decent defence to. Oh well.[/quote]

An Aaron Rodgers button.. hit it as Wes picks up the ball so time stops and lets him pick out an incredible pass

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