TCCANARY 263 Posted January 20, 2017 Spurs new ground will have a cheese roomThe most expensive seats in the exclusive “H Club” will cost an even prettier penny. A £15,000 joining fee – and any client must buy a pair of tickets – will put any takers back £30,000 before watching even a minute of football. It includes the kind of attention to detail that offers a cheese room for clients to select their own specially sourced half-time cheeses.When we rebuild Carrow Rd what new feature would you like to see in the Nephew Tom Arena (AKA Carrow Rd)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 20, 2017 I can''t get past "cheese room" now.I never knew such a thing was possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,518 Posted January 20, 2017 A sin bin for those that are caught booing or chanting anti-club stuff during a game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,518 Posted January 20, 2017 Yeah, I know, predictable... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,455 Posted January 20, 2017 ''A sin bin for those that are caught booing or chanting anti-club stuff during a game.''*Smashes head against desk* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 20, 2017 Well there you go.Anyone who was in doubt that he does stuff like this for attention need not be in doubt any more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarydan23 4,060 Posted January 20, 2017 I hate that. People who go attention-craving on forums. Who does that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted January 20, 2017 Can we get back on topic, the question is ''who do you hate more, Morty or Lakey''. No that''s wrong isn''i it?The new feature I''d like to see is a ''spider fan'', like the spider camera but with a person atteached to the wires instead of the camera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 20, 2017 [quote user="TCCANARY"]Can we get back on topic, the question is ''who do you hate more, Morty or Lakey''. No that''s wrong isn''i it?The new feature I''d like to see is a ''spider fan'', like the spider camera but with a person atteached to the wires instead of the camera.[/quote][:D][Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,518 Posted January 20, 2017 [quote user="morty"]Well there you go.Anyone who was in doubt that he does stuff like this for attention need not be in doubt any more.[/quote]Well, surprise, surprise, it''s something I feel strongly about - and it is football related. But, ever heard of a pinch of salt and all that..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 20, 2017 At the moment (it has to be flexible depending on future results) I would prefer to see an Alex Neill dart board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkngood 1,070 Posted January 20, 2017 A Scampi room for Carrow road would be nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,178 Posted January 20, 2017 a room with drum kits and punch bags so people can take their anger out on them after a defeat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,310 Posted January 20, 2017 [quote user="norfolkngood"]A Scampi room for Carrow road would be nice[/quote]It''ll have to small in keeping with the portions unlike those Spurs fans who won''t have a problem if they fancy a bucket or two..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted January 20, 2017 Spurs new ground will have heated seats. I''ve been to the Green Bay Packers ground and they''ve got hot-air blowers in front of the seats, much better ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted January 20, 2017 The ability to hit a button which freezes time just long enough for me to run onto the pitch, kick an opposition player/manager or referee smack bang in the plums, and then run back to my seat.For £15k, that is not an unreasonable request. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,310 Posted January 20, 2017 [quote user="The Raptor"]a room with drum kits and punch bags so people can take their anger out on them after a defeat.[/quote]Morty and LDC look-a-likes ? [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 20, 2017 Oh Smity, you shameless troll[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,310 Posted January 20, 2017 [quote user="morty"]Oh Smity, you shameless troll[;)][/quote]Yeh, I''m feeling left out with you two lovebirds hogging the limelight....[:''(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iron_stan 0 Posted January 20, 2017 new feature ?how about some rich chinese gentleman in the directors box Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norfolk Dan 304 Posted January 20, 2017 I think you guys are forgetting something. We have already had "CheeseBoard" so this is not even a new feature at a football club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 20, 2017 [quote user="SwindonCanary"]Spurs new ground will have heated seats. I''ve been to the Green Bay Packers ground and they''ve got hot-air blowers in front of the seats, much better ! [/quote]Yes and the Packers have a decent defence to. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Smiley 3 Posted January 20, 2017 Lake District Canary ...what a tool he is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted January 20, 2017 A prayer room for those who need to pray to Saint Paul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted January 20, 2017 Somewhere to have a fag at half time. [:@] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted January 20, 2017 A deodorising room where if you are stuck next to a smelly supporter you can report them to a steward, they then get led to a room where a selection of toiletries are available to freshen them up a bit before returning to their seat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted January 20, 2017 Bar staff who are able to deliver a pint at speed and without drama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue Baboon 0 Posted January 20, 2017 What about a big screen, that spins for no reason at all?Actually, what a ridiculously pointless stupid thing it would be... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue Baboon 0 Posted January 20, 2017 [quote user="keelansgrandad"][quote user="SwindonCanary"]Spurs new ground will have heated seats. I''ve been to the Green Bay Packers ground and they''ve got hot-air blowers in front of the seats, much better ! [/quote]Yes and the Packers have a decent defence to. Oh well.[/quote]An Aaron Rodgers button.. hit it as Wes picks up the ball so time stops and lets him pick out an incredible pass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites