Matt Hopkins 0 Posted November 30, 2016 One football club last seen in the vicinity of Carrow Road wearing a green and yellow strip.Answers to a call of Cheep (or cheap)Easily recognizable as it tends to wander around with a puzzled look muttering “It will be better next week, promise”Believed it may have been abducted by an extreme left wing party with the assistance of the Scottish liberation movement.If found approach with caution as the locale is believed to be covered in male bovine excrement.It has little defence if approached at speed and can be easily over powered.The second best approach is to bow at the waist whilst tugging hard at your forelock as this tends to put it at its ease.Please return to the nearest true fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted November 30, 2016 The N&N are going to be busy today, with people wanting their sides stitched back up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted November 30, 2016 This decade - no wins, 17 goals to 5 against, 9-2 against in one season, beaten in the play offs, languishing in the championship, no money, no prospects, tiny crowds. #jealousygetsyounowhere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted November 30, 2016 Suffolk Police are asking members of the public for help tracing a number of missing itemsLOST£100M - believed to have been taken from a rural backwater sometime over the past 9 yearsTRAINING GROUND - thought to have been taken abroad, possibly an offshore company in Guernsey15,000 FANS - likely to be elsewhere on match days HOPE OF PROMOTION - Previously reported as lost in 2003if you can help in any way please contact Poorman Road, Ipswich (all calls are charged at a premium rate of £3.80 a minute)if not, then you are free to have a good old laugh (again) at our impoverished neighbours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Hopkins 0 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="Barney Rabble"]Suffolk Police are asking members of the public for help tracing a number of missing itemsLOST£100M - believed to have been taken from a rural backwater sometime over the past 9 yearsTRAINING GROUND - thought to have been taken abroad, possibly an offshore company in Guernsey15,000 FANS - likely to be elsewhere on match days HOPE OF PROMOTION - Previously reported as lost in 2003if you can help in any way please contact Poorman Road, Ipswich (all calls are charged at a premium rate of £3.80 a minute)if not, then you are free to have a good old laugh (again) at our impoverished neighbours[/quote]Thanks for joining in BR but wasted as I am not a BinnerJust a supporter who is concerned about our clubOwners who, despite years of "scouring" Europe now admit they have no intention of finding more investmentA CEO who wants to build bridges but refuses to meet with supporters groupsA chairman who accepts £90,000 for 6 weeks "work" although the club stated that the FD was doing the CEO''s job.A Manager who is so far out of his depth that he needs an aqualungA team that is not only split in the dressing room but also on the field.I could add more but by now you should have the gist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted November 30, 2016 "I could add more but by now you should have the gist."yes, you don''t like our club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted November 30, 2016 Please do add more, this is great stuff.We rarely get people whingeing on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted November 30, 2016 Is Katie Hopkins any relation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted November 30, 2016 More like Marygiven the title of her well known song Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Hopkins 0 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="Barney Rabble"]"I could add more but by now you should have the gist."yes, you don''t like our club[/quote]Wrong if I didn''t like the club I would not be concerned about what is happening at present.Do you have to accept everything dished up and not question anything, is that your definition of support.If that was the case all those who "helped" remove Chase, Worthington, Roeder etc could NOT have been supporters.I am sure a lot of the old supporters would argue with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="Matt Hopkins"][quote user="Barney Rabble"]"I could add more but by now you should have the gist."yes, you don''t like our club[/quote]Wrong if I didn''t like the club I would not be concerned about what is happening at present.Do you have to accept everything dished up and not question anything, is that your definition of support.If that was the case all those who "helped" remove Chase, Worthington, Roeder etc could NOT have been supporters.I am sure a lot of the old supporters would argue with that.[/quote]Yeah you pretty much have to.Unless you are planning to take some kind of action?Moaning on a forum doesn''t count as taking action, by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="Matt Hopkins"]Owners who, despite years of "scouring" Europe now admit they have no intention of finding more investment [/quote]This one is so mixed up it''s like a parody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted November 30, 2016 "Do you have to accept everything dished up and not question anything"Nopethat''s why we are commenting on your post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eccles from Beccles 0 Posted November 30, 2016 Matt, I hope that those words of wisdom from Morty and City1st-AKA The Forum Police-have convinced you that everything in the Carrow Road garden is rosy and that your fears are unfounded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="Eccles from Beccles"]Matt, I hope that those words of wisdom from Morty and City1st-AKA The Forum Police-have convinced you that everything in the Carrow Road garden is rosy and that your fears are unfounded.[/quote]If you can find a post from me saying everything in the garden is rosy I shall give you 100 English pounds.Don''t let that get in the way of anything though[Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="morty"]everything in the garden is rosy [/quote]could you please make the cheque out to Mr B Rabble Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="Barney Rabble"][quote user="morty"]everything in the garden is rosy [/quote]could you please make the cheque out to Mr B Rabble[/quote]Its in the post[Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,513 Posted November 30, 2016 If Rosy''s in the garden could you ask where ''arry''s money is please.I''m sure I''ve asked before but it seems like that bloomin'' dog gets in a lot of gardens...[&] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,946 Posted November 30, 2016 Forum police ! Like that . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted November 30, 2016 How quickly you forget Delia''s cautionary words at the lastAGM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted November 30, 2016 I have more accounts than Harry Redknapp''s dog.Oh, Matt Hopkins. You aren''t funny or incisive. "Lame" is generous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted November 30, 2016 Morty, call me superstitious but when writing a cheque I always like to name the city first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="Mary Poppins"]Morty, call me superstitious but when writing a cheque I always like to name the city first.[/quote]I''m so glad you cleared up who that was[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted November 30, 2016 Well, you know, I didn''t want to have to make a phone call. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="Mary Poppins"]Well, you know, I didn''t want to have to make a phone call.[/quote]That said, nobody likes a grass.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted November 30, 2016 [quote user="Mary Poppins"]Morty, call me superstitious but when writing a cheque I always like to name the city first.[/quote]If you could actually make that cheque out to Rosie c/o Ist City Bank, Caymen Isles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites