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On the first day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

A point when we should have had three.

On the second day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the third day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the fourth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the fifth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the sixth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the seventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the eighth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the ninth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Nine stupid nicknames

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the tenth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Ten changes for cup games

Nine stupid nicknames

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Eleven fans still singing

Ten changes for cup games

Nine stupid nicknames

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Twelve players tweeting

Eleven fans still singing

Ten changes for cup games

Nine stupid nicknames

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

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God rest ye merry customers,Let nothing you dismay,Your cup tie ticket pri-i-cesAre going up today,You''re going to pay up through your noseWhen-e-e-ver we playOh-oh-tidings of do-o-oom and gloom, Doo-oom and gloomOh-oh tidings of doo-oo-oom and gloomWe have no money in the bank,We have no Christmas cheer,Our players can''t defend at all,We''re struggling it''s clear,The answer is to boo and hissAnd shout in Jez''s earOh-oh-tidings of do-o-oom and gloom, Doo-oom and gloomOh-oh tidings of doo-oo-oom and gloomWe see this football season that we''re up and then we''re downWe''re top and then we''re down to seventh,And boy it makes us frown,The answer is to moan and groanWe''re worse than Ipsh*t Town,Oh-oh-tidings of do-o-oom and gloom, Doo-oom and gloomOh-oh tidings of doo-oo-oom and gloom

Merry Christmas! [:D]

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Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsThe binners smellthey''re all a bunch of c****

err, that''s as far as I have got, so far

but I think it sorts of catches the mood

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[quote user="First Wazzock"]On the first day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

A point when we should have had three.

On the second day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the third day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the fourth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the fifth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the sixth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the seventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the eighth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the ninth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Nine stupid nicknames

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the tenth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Ten changes for cup games

Nine stupid nicknames

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Eleven fans still singing

Ten changes for cup games

Nine stupid nicknames

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me

Twelve players tweeting

Eleven fans still singing

Ten changes for cup games

Nine stupid nicknames

Eight million for Mingsy

Seven loans and freebies

Six passes completed

FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS

Four years of hoofing

Three midfield battlers

Two shots on target

And a point when we should have had three.[/quote]and here it is an the bin boardso who copied who ?twtd

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This one was on Twitter;Last Christmas I ate a la carteAnd the very next dayI was ill straightawayThis year to save me from tearsI''ll go for one of the specials

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