Coq au vin 0 Posted September 21, 2016 I was thinking about a song for him. Maybe two versions of it depending how he turns out...(Both in the style of the hokey cokey, leaving off the ''o'' from his surname)The good one (If he comes good)Oooh Nelson LiveiraOooh Nelson LiveiraOooh Nelson LiveiraThe greatest striker at Norwich FCThe bad one (If he''s carp)Oooh Nelson LiveiraOooh Nelson LiveiraOooh Nelson LiveiraHe''s as good as Kyle LaffertyThoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STFU 0 Posted September 21, 2016 2 thoughts-1. The words only fit the tune if you include the ''O''.2. Why would you sing a song about how rubbish a player is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coq au vin 0 Posted September 21, 2016 1. You can sing it with or without the ''o'' on his surname. Depends how long you hold the initial ''Ooooo'' for. That''s entirely your call.2. Irony, like the Turner song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haggerdoo 6 Posted September 21, 2016 [quote user="Morgan"]I was thinking about a song for him. Maybe two versions of it depending how he turns out...(Both in the style of the hokey cokey, leaving off the ''o'' from his surname)The good one (If he comes good)Oooh Nelson LiveiraOooh Nelson LiveiraOooh Nelson LiveiraThe greatest striker at Norwich FCThe bad one (If he''s carp)Oooh Nelson LiveiraOooh Nelson LiveiraOooh Nelson LiveiraHe''s as good as Kyle LaffertyThoughts?[/quote]You need to try harder - that''s 5hite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn (again) 129 Posted September 21, 2016 How about:Nelson Oliveira''s much better than Viera nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshirePudding 0 Posted September 21, 2016 That really is w@nk pal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rustyboy 2 Posted September 21, 2016 Oliveira, Nelson OliveiraOliveira, Norwich number 9To the tune of ''Allouette'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nu_matik 167 Posted September 21, 2016 Yeah, a French song tune for a Portuguese guy. Great idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn (again) 129 Posted September 21, 2016 [quote user="nu_matik"]Yeah, a French song tune for a Portuguese guy. Great idea[/quote]Bit like having a disco song for an Irish guy - would never happen!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,545 Posted September 21, 2016 How about adapting some words to a Nelly Furtado song? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rustyboy 2 Posted September 21, 2016 [quote user="nu_matik"]Yeah, a French song tune for a Portuguese guy. Great idea[/quote]Thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted September 21, 2016 Cant beat a proclaimers song for football, if you haven''t heard it please listen to "Oh Jean" then apply the following;-We never been lucky with strikers we signed Don''t know who to blame for our lack of successCause even with ones that don’t park the busThere was always the risk of a slap in the pussBut Olivera, Oliveraaah, We got lucky with youBut Olivera, Oliveraaah, We got lucky with youThe first time we saw you it did cross the lineThe next time we saw you that was fine The third time we saw you we knew that you couldThe fourth time we saw you we knew that you just wouldBut Olivera, Oliveraaah, We got lucky with youBut Olivera, Oliveraaah, We got lucky with youLove yer, We love yer, We love yerLove yer, We love yer, We love yerLove yer, We love yer, We love yerLove yer, We love yer, We love yerBut Olivera, Oliveraaah, We got lucky with youBut Olivera, Oliveraaah, We got lucky with youWell I tried, and sounded good in the kitchen of our office (they all think I have finally done a big Vince and lost it) but he has to score on his debut to make this work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted September 21, 2016 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8srPkl2PzJ4Oh Jean, worth a listen, and for those that don''t know a slap in the puss, means a smack in the face !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeiranShikari_2 0 Posted September 21, 2016 Saturday - Ocean Colour SceneMagic in his bootsHe scores on SaturdayWith his left, with his right, he wins the 3 pointsThat''s Nelson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donkey dangler 0 Posted September 21, 2016 If his nickname is Admiral and we want to be original, how about converting/ammending a sea shanty with an Admiral Nelson connection:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/battle-of-britain/10152270/Shanty-written-by-Nelsons-crew-on-sale-for-25000.htmlThere are some lyrics in that article. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted September 21, 2016 LC : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8srPkl2PzJ4 Oh Jean, worth a listen, and for those that don''t know a slap in the puss, means a smack in the face !! Ummmm,,, I think you will find its an assault on ones "lady garden " 😳 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted September 21, 2016 Lighten up Barclay, it was an attempt to pick up on the ops comment about a song for Oliveira, and the original is not about an assault on a lady garden, its about a young guy at last finding success after kissing a few frogs, don''t make it something its not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tommo 51 Posted September 21, 2016 2 Unlimited - no limit song would work rather well, albeit a bit tarnished since Joe Harts head and shoulders no dandruff advert ..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellow_belly 226 Posted September 22, 2016 How about this basic one..."Lord Nelson is a Norfolk boy In our team he playsWhen he scored the winning goalHe fills our hearts with joy... Nelson, Nelson, Nelson...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellow_belly 226 Posted September 22, 2016 Or "Lord Nelson is a Norfolk boy In our team he plays When he scored the winning goal it is happy days!... Nelson, Nelson, Nelson...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HazzaJet 252 Posted September 24, 2016 I think we need to wait until NO has played a few games before we make up a song for him. How long has he played for us so far? - 45mins in the League Cup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted September 24, 2016 Shorten Oliveira to Oli - Na na na na, na na na na, ooh-oh-oh, O-oliEven if you think that''s rubbish the vid is worth a look! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkYomdjLkAk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty yellow 0 Posted September 24, 2016 [quote user="Rustyboy"]Oliveira, Nelson OliveiraOliveira, Norwich number 9To the tune of ''Allouette''[/quote]Clearly the best so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norwichcitynut 0 Posted September 24, 2016 To the hokey cokey tune:Ooooohh OliveiraOoooohh Nelson OliveiraOoooohh OliveiraBall in, He shoots..... Goal, Goal, Goal!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites