Buh 0 Posted August 6, 2016 As we all know the club is in crisis as we speakThere are various crises(yep, I looked it up) combining at once.Example, losing out on McCormack was, without doubt, a great crisisBut ed balls on strictly come dancing... That''s a HUGE crisisBut perhaps the faint smell of p1ss on the number 4 coach (regulars only) while, undoubtably, a crisis for the club is maybe not AS big a crisis.Can we have McCormack at a level 3 crisis and ed balls at a level 5? P1ssy coach at maybe a level 1? Or maybe use a traffic light system. It''s going to make things much easier to understand.Is propose the same for "laughing stock" levels. The club is at all times a laughing stock of course but we need to get scientific and discover the exact level.It''s a proposal, let''s get scientific. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted August 6, 2016 🙄🙄😁😁😭😭😭 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted August 6, 2016 Thread''s in crisis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 309 Posted August 6, 2016 I would prefer levels for posts and trolls.For example this thread would get a 9/10 rating for it''s level of tedium and the op would be graded as 5 star cretin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,423 Posted August 6, 2016 Supercalifragilisticexbeali-crisis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted August 6, 2016 A Town Called Crisis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted August 6, 2016 Crisis levels in crisis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thecanaryfan 0 Posted August 6, 2016 Clubs new sponsor....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buh 0 Posted August 6, 2016 What if there was a crisis at crisis solutions ltd? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted August 6, 2016 They''d have to bring in the Crisis at Crisis Solutions Crisis Aversion Team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buh 0 Posted August 6, 2016 Who do Ipswich call at this point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,511 Posted August 6, 2016 Villa will soon be a China Crisis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,314 Posted August 6, 2016 Level1 bladder feeling under pressure2 small leakage when coughing or laughing3 constant drip drip drip, can be contained with panty pads4 drip becomes trickle, requiring frequent change of containment pads.5 trickle becomes rivulet , pads at their limit.6 rivulet becoming stronger almost a stream, pads no longer effective.7 stream is now constant, pads redundant, nappies needed.8 uncontrollable stream now , nappy change on the hour every hour.9 Nappies dont even last a full 45 mins, unbearable pressure on the bladder now.10 go 1 nil down or dont secure fantasy signing, nappy blown off by flood of urine, passer by ask if waters have broken and do you need a doctor/midwife, buts its ok, you''re only having kittens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buh 0 Posted August 6, 2016 11 - karcher pressure washer levels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted August 6, 2016 It should definitely be along the lines of a colour-coded ''Def-Con'' system. The background of the Messageboard can change colour depending on what level we''re at. Then at least there''ll be no arguments as to what level of crisis we''re currently standing at.The announcer could shout it out before each home game too, for added excitement.[Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buh 0 Posted August 6, 2016 "Today''s crisis score, in association with kettle crisps, is amber!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted August 6, 2016 [quote user="Buh"]"Today''s crisis score, in association with kettle crisps, is amber!"[/quote]It''s literally like you''re in my head.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 490 Posted August 6, 2016 This thread is taking the p*ss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buh 0 Posted August 6, 2016 I''m dead serious! As always! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted August 6, 2016 Crafty''s in Crisis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted August 6, 2016 Epic fail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,583 Posted August 6, 2016 Crisis level green at the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mickdundee 0 Posted August 6, 2016 What an absolutely stupid thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buh 0 Posted August 6, 2016 Too close to the truth mick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
? 0 Posted August 6, 2016 I look forward to the first post from Buh that actually refers to a football match as opposed to merely trying to mock other posters. Over to you Buh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites