Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Taylor

[Katie Borkins 1]

Double League Two striker swoop coming up that will see a number on here throwing themselves off the nearest cliff... for that reason alone, I am fully behind it.

Lyle Taylor from AFC Wimbledon (and a Monserrat international) and Matty Taylor from Bristol Rovers - top football league goalscorer last season. Total fee 3m for the pair.

Probably a punt that one will work out in time to salvage our season.

Lyle is 6''2 and a part time model, ladies.

Matty scores when he wants. He is ugly though. Good scapegoat material..

Enjoy!

[Cantiaci Canary 610]

Are they signing before or after Sergio Leon?

[CJ 1]

Well give you that this post is so hard to believe it could happen, would not be happy especially with Lyle who has not always impressed as at Shef Utd but anything this late is going to be a punt and two strikers is what we need.

[Crafty Canary 547]

Bodkins BS.

[Crafty Canary 547]

Borkins BS FFS. Blo*dy predictive text.

[Katie Borkins 1]

Sergio Leon has agreed to move to Osasuna alas. I am told he will sign within the next 48 hours subject to medical.

[Branston Pickle 4,150]

Actually, Lyle Taylor might not be a bad gamble as back-up, I take my lads to see AFC sometimes and he''s a decent player, scored a fair few last season including a good goal in the playoff final.

[Dr Greenthumb 793]

If only you were a remotely credible source

[Buh 0]

Breaking news : Norwich city use time machine to sign 1970 Brazil World Cup squad

Norwich fans : "ehhhhhhhhhh...."

[Katie Borkins 1]

My sources are legendary. Prepare to eat more humble pie than Steve Walsh could manage.

[STFU 0]

Buh and Bor-2 posters sharing a single brain cell.

[Horse Renoir 1]

Matty Taylor been benched by Bristol Rovers tonight. Probably just being rested and Bor is most likely trying to wind people up by throwing out unappealing names, but still, that''s a funny coincidence

[Splendid Rush 8]

[quote user="Katie Borkins"]Double League Two striker swoop coming up that will see a number on here throwing themselves off the nearest cliff... for that reason alone, I am fully behind it.

Lyle Taylor from AFC Wimbledon (and a Monserrat international) and Matty Taylor from Bristol Rovers - top football league goalscorer last season. Total fee 3m for the pair.

Probably a punt that one will work out in time to salvage our season.

Lyle is 6''2 and a part time model, ladies.

Matty scores when he wants. He is ugly though. Good scapegoat material..

Enjoy![/quote]

Ha. I used to live with a lad that played international footie for Monserrat. To put it in to perspective, I played first team football for our university and he played third team. He used to get flown business class to games while he was a poor student.

I think they lost 14-0 on his debut. Ruel Fox was one of the coaches. He was a bit star struck by playing with their star man, Tess Bramble, Titus'' brother.

[The Walking Man 13]

Aren''t Wimbledon and Bristol Rovers both in League One...?

[Tetteys Jig 851]

Sounds very underwhelming but if it''s them and a decent proven player then I''m fine with the gamble

[John C 0]

[quote user="Katie Borkins"]Double League Two striker swoop coming up that will see a number on here throwing themselves off the nearest cliff... for that reason alone, I am fully behind it.

Lyle Taylor from AFC Wimbledon (and a Monserrat international) and Matty Taylor from Bristol Rovers - top football league goalscorer last season. Total fee 3m for the pair.

Probably a punt that one will work out in time to salvage our season.

Lyle is 6''2 and a part time model, ladies.

Matty scores when he wants. He is ugly though. Good scapegoat material..

Enjoy![/quote]

I think I''m right in saying that Matt Taylor was out of contract at Rovers after the end of last season and only recently signed a new one so if what you suggest turns out to be true, perhaps we should have swooped a bit sooner.